So guys, you know I'm almost at 500...Who's gonna help me!?

Kyle: Not me.

Stan: Nope.

Kenny: Of course....not.

Butters: Uh, sorry but no. You haven't upadated any of your other books.

Craig: Yeah, people probably think you're dead so it's a no from me.

Tweek: Well- Ngh! No.

Token: No thank you.

Clyde: Maybe if you start updating your other books, yeah. But for now, no.

Jimmy: Of course I w-will!...N-not.

Timmy: No.

...........

Timmy: TIMMAY!

Cartman: Fuck no! Bitch.

Heidi: Hell no! I'm still waiting for you to update your In A Heartbeat book!

Wendy: And your Zanvis one!

Bebe: Don't forget the Noco one.

Christophe: And literally every other book you've ever created!

Gregory: I don't care about your books, I just hate you.

Damien: HELL No, get it? Yeah, I made a pun. Suffer.

Pip: U-um..

Come on Pip! You're the nicest one here!

Pip: Oh look at the time! It's tea time! Come on Damien. *Drags Damien away*

Damien: NOT TEA TIME NOOOO!!

Wow...

Amber: Mhm.

Amber, you're my OC I created you!

Amber: Yeah, and I'm NOT gonna help you.

......You Fwends in the comments?

Comments:

HAHAHAAHAHAAHAA- No.

No, loser.

I don't even know why you even got that close to 500. Oh right! You used to update your books!

GOD DAMN IT I'M DOING MY BEST STOP TALKING ABOUT THE BOOKS.

MommaTweek and moosecraft_girl: We will!

LE GASP REALLY!?

MommaTweek and moosecraft_girl: No.

Oh....Even my own friends have turned have on me. What has my life come to....
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Hey fwends! I really enjoyed making this. And about the other books, I really am trying my best! Just a bit of writers block. I'll update them soon! Love ya! Bye Bye Fwends!