MLPfan901 dares Tails, Cream, and Charmy bee to sing "Kidnap Mr. Sandy claws" in front of everyone.

All 3: Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws

Cream: I wanna do it

Charmy bee: Let's draw straws

Tails: Jack said, "We should work together"

Cream: Three of a kind

Charmy bee: Birds of a feather

All 3: Now and forever
Wheeee
(La, la, la, la, la, la)
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights

Tails: First, we're goin' to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate

Cream: Wait, I've got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up

All 3: Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks

Tails: Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man
Can take the whole thing over then
He'II be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare.

All 3: wheee

Cream: I say that we take a cannon, aim it at his door
And then knock three times
And when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more

Tails: you're so stupid, think now
If we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Jack will beat us black and green

All 3: Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then, see if he is sad

Cream and tails: Because Mr. Oogie Boogie
Is the meanest guy around
If I were on his boogie list
I'd get out of town

Charmy bee: He'II be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I bet

All 3: Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
We're his little henchmen and
We take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side

Tails: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

Cream: I'm not the dumb one

Charmy bee: You're no fun

Tails: Shut up

Cream: Make me

Tails: I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'II send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
Until' his curiosity

All 3: Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years, see what
Makes him tick
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie
Is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the sandy claws
See what we will see
Lock him in a cage
And then throw away the key

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