Gideon: Hey Guys! We got a dare! And Author-chan is feeling more above the weather!

Mabel: Yeah! It’s been awhile, devoted fans, how are you?

Dipper: If I’m being completely honest. . .

Everyone: *looks at him*

Dipper: Nothing. I didn’t say anything

Gideon: He was gonna day that he missed this book!

Dipper: You are incredibly mistaken

Paz: Can we get back to the dare? I have somewhere I need to be

Mabel: Yeah Yeah, don’t worry, we’re going. The dare is from @Lizzey13_ and she dares Dipper, to kiss—

Paz: oh come one

Mabel: —Candy

Everyone: *silence*

Gideon: Does this person ship RevCandip?

Mabel: Does anyone ship RevCandip?

Gideon: Maybe Dipper does! Maybe he likes Candy

Dipper: No, if anything it’s the other way around!

Paz: Mabel, can you get Candy here?

Mabel: Sure. . .although this’ll be intense *calls Candy and tells her to come over* I hope this goes well

Dipper: Can I leave?

Gideon: NO! You’re the main part of the dare!

Dipper: I don’t want to be. But I guess everybody loves me

Paz: *scoffs* I’m your dreams, Gleeful

Dipper: Back to last name basis, are we?

Mabel: *mutters and rolls her eyes* here we go again

Paz: Uh-huh

Gideon: Paz is jealous because Dipper has so many names

Paz: I don’t believe how many names you have! I’ve really only got three and you have seventeen!

Dipper: Would it make you feel better if I gave you one of mine?

Paz: *looks confused* how would you do that?

Dipper: *pulls Paz closer to him* Well, Pacifica Gleeful, I think I’ll have to marry you

Paz: . . . .

Gideon and Mabel: *freaking out with all the other fangirls out there*

Dipper: So what do you say?

Paz: . . . .

Doorbell rings!

Mabel: We’ll have to get back to my future sister-in-law on that, because Candy’s here! *walks to the door*

Paz: *silent*

Dipper: *waiting for his answer*

Gideon: *watching intently while eating popcorn*

Candy: *walks in* So, what do I have to do, again?

Mabel: You have to kiss Dipper

Candy: *smirks* Cool *walks over to Dipper and kisses him*

Dipper: *kisses her back*

Paz: *silent*

Gideon: *not happy*

Mabel: no

Paz: *thinks* he’s telling me that he’ll marry me and then he goes off kissing other girls *feels tears well up in her eyes as she rushes from the room*

Dipper: *stops kissing Candy* Where did Pacifica go?

Gideon: SHE RAN OFF AHHHHHHHH

Mabel: Yeah. . .what he said

Dipper: *rushes off to find her*

Candy: *looks at Gideon and Mabel* So, does he like me or. . . ?

Gideon and Mabel: You’re kidding

With Dipper and Paz

Paz: *sitting on a park bench* Why is this happening?

Dipper: *runs to meet her* Are you alright?

Paz: Why are you here?

Dipper: You disappeared on me, and you never answered my question

Paz: *sniffles* Your question?

Dipper: *sits down next to her and places a hand on her cheek* What I said, before Candy came in to finish that horrendous dare

Paz: You didn’t like it?

Dipper: Of course not! I hate Candy, besides, I like. . .someone else

Paz: *blushes* Are you serious?

Dipper: Hey, I said I would marry you, didn’t I?

Paz: We’re so young

Dipper: Not really. . .

Paz: Dipper, we’re fifteen, we can’t even get married at this age

Dipper: Wait, are you actually considering  it?

Paz: . . .I was

Dipper: so you do have feelings for me

Paz: *sighs* yes. Feelings that I’ve been trying to hide, but I guess seeing you kiss Candy —the girl who literally threatened me— put things into perspective for me.

Dipper: *quietly* Pacifica?

Paz: Yes?

Dipper: Since we can’t get married, and the fact that I can’t believe you actually thought/considered it, can we at least. . .be a. . .a couple?

Paz: Is Dipper Gleeful asking me out?

Dipper: Sincerely and undoubtedly

Paz: In that case, I’m going to say yes

Dipper: *eyes widen* Wait, you mean this? Are you serious?

Paz: Hey, I was about to accept your marriage proposal, wasn’t I?

Dipper: *chuckles and wraps an arm around her* Yeah, you were

Paz: *leans against his chest*

Dipper: Isn’t this the part in the movie where they kiss?

Paz: Do they?

Dipper: *shrugs* I mean, if you don’t want to—

Paz: *pulls him into a quick kiss* Happy?

Dipper: *pulls her closer* Yes, yes I am