Dipper: Hey guys, we have a dare

Mabel: What does it say?

Dipper: It's from fanficcrazygirl and it declares that you have to have a make out session with Gideon

Paz: How grand

Gideon: Okay

Mabel: *walks over to Gideon and kisses him*

Gideon: *kisses her back*

Paz: Is it just me, or is it weird to be the ones spectating?

Dipper: No, it's definitely weird

Paz: Yeah, we're usually the ones kissing

Dipper: You know what would make this non-awkward?

Paz: What?

Dipper: if we kissed

Mabel: *breaks kiss*

Gideon: Yay!

Paz: . . . . .no

Dipper: Damn

Gideon: Dare us more!