Jack: "Hey, guys, are just gonna ignore the fact that there was a dare for Captain Salazar?".

Captain Salazar: "No! No! There was no dare for me! I've already been through enough torture wearing that corset!".

Me: "Actually, Jack, now that you mention it. @Galaxy_Loner_Girl dares Salazar to yell "SALAZAR SALIMA SILIVA WASIBI" on deck".

Captain Salazar: "Nope. Nope, nope nope nope nopety nope nope. I'm not doing that".

Me: "(Shrugs shoulders) Suit yourself (pinches Salazar's arm)".

Captain Salazar: "Ow! That was hard".