Me: "iluminat2 dares Jack to wear a powdered wig, talk with an English accent, and sit on the deck while drinking afternoon tea".

Captain Jack Sparrow: "WHAT?!!?".

Everyone but Jack and me: (Bursts out laughing).

Captain Jack Sparrow: "FINE, I'll do it (puts on the powdered wig, does the best English accent he can do, goes to the deck, and drinks afternoon tea".

Hector: (Is secretly filming everything while quietly snickering).

*20 minutes later*

Captain Jack Sparrow: "(Breaths a sigh of relief) I'm glad that's over".

Me: "Uh Jack, you should come see this (shows Jack the video of him in his powered wig, with the English accent, and drinking his afternoon tea".

Captain Jack Sparrow: "HECTORRRRRRR".