Me: "Pffft, ya like Jack is gonna do all that stuff".

Captain Teague: "Speaking of which, where is Jack?".

Hector: "He better not of gotten on The Black Pearl and sailed off".

*With Jack*
Captain Jack Sparrow: (Running around town like a maniac yelling "Where are my peanuts and why is the rum gone?".)

Town people: (Taking videos with their phones).

*Back with the gang*

Captain Jack Sparrow: "I'm back and I did the dare".

Me: "Really?".

Captain Jack Sparrow: "Yep, some of the town's people came up to me and made it rain, they kept throwing money at me till I stopped".

Hector: "We saw that video, it's already gone viral".

Me: "Why did you do it, it was such a humiliating dare?".

Captain Jack Sparrow: "Hey, since this Ask & Dare thing started I've had to smash all my rum bottles, hug my greatest enemy, and wear a bonnet in public, what I just did now was nothing".