Captain Jack Sparrow: "Lord help me".

Me: (Hands him the bonnet).

Captain Jack Sparrow: "You SO owe me, BIG time, (goes outside with the bonnet on, Angelica sees him)".

Angelica: "Why are you wearing that bonnet?".

Captain Jack Sparrow: "It was a dare, it was this or get pinched, also, public humiliation".

Angelica: "(Sarcasm) great".

Captain Jack Sparrow: "Oh ya, you try it".

*Some time later*

Captain Jack Sparrow: "(Back with the gang and has his normal hat on) oh thank goodness that's over".

Me: "(Sarcasm) ya, I know that being outside in a bonnet was SO traumatic for you".

Captain Salazar: "Doesn't sound that traumatic".

Captain Barbossa: "Haven't you ever heard of sarcasm?".