Captain Barbossa: "Why me?".

Captain Jack Sparrow: "There is definitely and positively no way is history that you'll get me to hug my sworn enemy".

Me: "(Smirks and holds up a rum bottle) oh Jackie, in my hand I have a bottle filled to the brim with rum, if you hug Barbossa, it's all yours".

Captain Jack Sparrow: "I'll do it (hugs Hector and takes the rum bottle from me) and by the way, only my dad and my family are allowed to call me 'Jackie' if anyone els calls me that it's just weird (drinks the rum)".