Captain Jack Sparrow: "NO, absolutely not, I will NOT do that".

Me: "It's that or get pinched so.....gotta choose".

Captain Jack Sparrow: "(Groans) FINE (sadly leaves the room, has a crate filled with all his rum, goes to the open window, and drops the crate breaking it and all the rum bottles, gasps) my babies".

Me: "(Sighs) I feel bad, Jack does love his rum (hands Jack a bottle of rum)".

Captain Jack Sparrow: "YES, thanks a bunch (drinks the rum)".

Me: "No prob".