-CaseyBeckendorf- asked a really good question:

As a matter of fact, there is.

So, my father wanted to take a vacation with my mother. He had always wanted to see the Panama Canal, but he also suggested going to Hawaii, because who wouldn't want to go there?

Apparently my mom. She refused to go because:
1. It was "dangerous."
2. She said so.

And that was the end of that. But they did find a compromise with my first name being Panama, and my middle name being Lei in honor of Hawaii.