Just me and two skeletons fooling around.... not in that way you gutter rats!! I will do this if I have no dares and I want to write this.

Me: *looks at comments* huh no dares..... I guess you two are free to do whatever you want....

Zero: *sleeping*

Soul: *stalking*

Me: Oh.... okay......... I want something to do........ *gets our drawing pad, draws Bendy from BATIM* this looks kinda good... too bad I am not nearly motivated enough to write a comic.

Soul: *jumps on me* Gotcha!

Me: *screams like a girl in one of those old horror movies*

Zero: WHAT?! WHAT HAPPENED?! *panicking* oh.... Soul get off of her.

Soul: *takes SOUL* gladly.

Zero: Give her back her SOUL!!

Soul: NEVER!!! *shoves SOUL in mouth*

Me: *jaw drops to the floor* why?

Zero: *attacks Soul and shoves hand in Soul's mouth*

Soul: gea ofv ma!!!!

Zero: *pulls SOUL out and hands it to me* here.

Me: ewwwww.... I MEAN THANK YOU!!!

Soul: Fuck you Zero... *rubs teeth*

Zero: Don't eat her SOUL and you won't have a problem...

Soul: But I'm hungry...

Zero: Then eat something.

Soul: That's what I was doing!

Me: *gasps* YOU MADE ME RIP MY PAPER!!!!

Soul: So?

Me: *shakes mechanical pencil as a warning* I'M GOING TO STAB YOUR TONGUE AND RIP IT OFF!!!

Soul: Ha as if, you have to look up at me! All I have to do is stand on my toes and look up.

Me: *launches self at Soul* TAKE THAT BACK.

Soul: *falls down* AHK ZERO YOU LAZY ASS HELP ME!!!!

Zero: *pretending to be asleep*

Soul: FUCK YOU!!!

Me: *opens Soul's mouth*

Soul: *stabs my arm and pushes me off*

Me: *is sent flying and lands anti-climatically in a lake* YOU BETTER HIDE SOUL!!!!!!!!!!

Soul: YOU SURE I NEED TO HIDE?! I HAVE MAGIC YOU DON'T!!!

Me: I CREATED YOU!!!!!!!

Soul: what? *falls to knees* my life has been a lie.

Me: I CREATED BOTH OF YOU!!

Zero: *joins Soul* why!!!!

Me: *stands over them, soaking wet and tire* too much work to kill you... *lays on Soul in exhaustion*

Soul: *reaches for my SOUL, hand is slapped by Zero*

Zero: Don't you dare.

Soul: *pouts and lays uncomfortably on the ground*