Fighting A Flirt...
Ink: *still falling* You know... if I ever do hit the ground (if there even is one) I'm going to stab Soul...
Jak: *looks up, waits, and smirks holding his hands out* I'm kinda happy here... I have a farm in here.
Ink: Jak? Who's— *lands in Jak's extended arms, Stares horrified at Jak*
Jak: How was your fall, angel?
Ink: *pushes out of Jak's arm* This just made everything exceedingly worse.
Jak: *laughs* Sorry but you got my eye~ *pokes Ink's eye light*
Ink: *Blushes as he glares at the sky* Darer!! PLEASE LET ME LEAVE HIM HERE!!
Jak: *pulls out a white flag and waved it, laughing* Okay! Okay! I surrender. It's great ta meet'cha! I'm Jak, short for Jacket Sans, but sounds like Jake.
Ink: *confused* I'm Ink... do you live here Jake?
Jak: **Jak, and yes~ I have a pretty nice set up. Wanna check it out Inky? *winks*
Ink: *glares a Jak* If you keep flirting with me I am going to clock you.
Jak: It's a habit~ Though you might want something to eat you have been falling for... *counts his fingers and looks up* Umm... I'd say about twelve or sixteen hours? *shrugs*
Ink: Why do you know that?
Jak: I rarely get visitors, but when I do I make sure to keep track of how long they fall so I can determine their needs. Like if they need food or water, or just the loo.
Ink: The loo?
Jak: the throne, bathroom, the John... you know the toilet.
Ink: Oh... *looks up* Does Soul even know you are in here?
Jak: *shakes head* No and I prefer to keep it that way.
Ink: Do you know how to get out of here?
Jak: *Shrugs* Maybe... Maybe not...
Ink: Will you tell me how to get out?
Jak: No...
Ink: Why not?
Jak: I'm lonely~
Ink: Then come with me.
Jak: Then Soul will know I was there.
Ink: What does it matter if he finds out if you were here or not.
Jak: *Thinks for a bit* I have a home here...
Ink: Do you have anyone here with you?
Jak: At one point... but they're all gone now.
Ink: Did Soul—
Jak: I'd prefer not to talk about that... *sits on junk* So why were you thrown in, huh?
Ink: I don't know...
Jak: He doesn't throw monsters in here for no reason.
Ink: I can create SOULs, Monsters, humans, etcetera
Jak: That's the reason... you can make his food supply, you're basically his vending machine.
Ink: Really?
Jak: What?
Ink: Never mind, why are you here?
Jak: I snuck in here trying to escape him. This was my jacket after all~
Ink: This was yours? How'd he get it?
Jak: I gave it to him. He is a kleptomaniac as you can see here in this 'dump', so he couldn't refuse, but I am a kleptomaniac as well.
Ink: Kleptomaniac?
Jak: It's a mental disease where you can't help but take something, you can't stop yourself. No matter what it is, either a rubber ducky or a crown you can barely control yourself.
Ink: *nods* Okay.
Ink: What if I have you something to show me the way out of here?
Jak: What would you have that I would want Ink-cheeks?~
Ink: *swings at Jak, the hit landed and Ink squeaked and shook his hand.* Ow! You have THICK bones!!
Jak: *rubs his jaw and sits up* You hit hard...
Ink: I know! *rubs his hand and makes pained expressions*
Jak: But really what do you have that I would want?
Ink: I can make pretty much ANYTHING. So what do you want?
Jak: *Smirks mischievously* You~
*Jak expected the hit this time, but he still absorbed it as he laughed*
Ink: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR BONES MADE OF?!
Jak: *Smirk still in his face* Calcium phosphate and collagen~
Ink: Wise ass... What do you really want?
Jak: Company
Ink: Really? That's all? You know you could just go outside of here for that.
Jak: I know but all my stuff is here.
Ink: YOU MEAN ALL THIS JUNK?!
Jak: You may see it as junk, but I see it as art supplies.
Ink: What Art could you make with these?
Jak: You're an artist! Just guess, you could make just about anything~ *motions towards everything*
Ink: More junk...
Jak: Just use your ~imagination~! *encouragingly* Come on! Just try!~
Ink: *rolls eye lights* Fine... *looks around, sees a canvas... paints... and metals, weapons, chemicals...*
Ink: A danger zone... that's what I could make here...
Jak: You didn't even try...
Ink: If you aren't going to help me I'll find the exit myself! *starts wandering*
Jak: You're going to get lost~
Ink: I DON'T CARE!!
Jak: *follows Ink* You really don't want to get lost out here. It's dangerous~
Ink: *groans* Why do you care?
Jak: *smirks again* Because you fascinate me~
Ink: *Blushes and groans* Whatever...
*the two wander, Ink tired to ignore Jak's meaningless compliments and attempts at flirting.*
Jak: I can still take you back to my home~ It's nicer there.
Ink: No Thank You!
Jak: You sure~
Ink: POSITIVE!!
Jak: Okay~ *leans on a pile of what seemed to be sport balls. And watches Ink wander more* (any second now~)
Ink: *Continues forward and doesn't even realize that Jak had stopped following, something brushed their fingers on Ink's elbow, Growls* This is you only warning! Don't touch me
*something brushes their fingers on down Ink's neck*
Ink: I SAID DON'T— *freezes when he sees a squid monster with feet... the tips of each tentacle had a three skeleton fingers* WHAT THE HELL?!
*the monster shrieks, Ink screams in response and ran, Jak laughed and watched Ink.*
Jak: ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO MY HOME?
Ink: *charged at Jak, his voice angrily desperate as he used Jak as a shield.* JUST TAKE ME AWAY FROM THAT THING!!!
Jak: *smiled and nodded teleporting to a nice cozy little house* Here we are~ Home Sweet Home~
Dare marked down as complete...
Jak: (Thanks for the new friend Papytonlover34~)
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