Janet: Hi there! We got another comment! And I'm miserable

Mia: How come?

Janet: Netflix doesn't have season 4 of The Good Place :(

Vanessa: WHAT?! HOW COME?!

Janet: Idk maybe it's a thing in Canada :/

Dahlia: You live in Canada?

Janet: Yeah Ontario, Canada

Mia: THAT'S WHERE CROFTERS ARE MADE :D

Vanessa: I AM DEEPLY SORRY FOR YOU NOT BEING ABLE TO WATCH THE FINAL SEASON OF THE GOOD PLACE CUZ FUCKING CLIFFHANGERS-

Dahlia: *Somehow uses the projecters despite not being a tech person*

Projector:

Mia: GASP! YOU HAVE A DOGGO?! :O

Vanessa: Gawd not again- *Reads question and blushes* WE AREN'T DATING

Mia: *Also reads question and blushes* Y-YEAH! WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!

Dahlia: BULLSHIT

Vanessa: B-but if Mia didn't exist WHO I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON, I'd probably date my former elementary school crush's sister Kori. She's pretty cute, and WAY MORE KIND THAN HER SISTER Haruka, who is a bitch. Idk why I fell in love with her :/

Mia: I-if Vanessa WHO ISN'T MY CRUSH, didn't exist, I'd date my former crush and childhood Zimi! ...If she didn't...*Sniff*

Vanessa: *Side hugs Mia and wipes her tears*

Dahlia: *Sniff* Yeah..! You definitely don't have a crush on each other...

Dahlia: Also, I don't do self-harm but I have hurt myself by accident so, there's no need to take everything away to-

Janet: Were you happy when you stubbed your toe over a million times in your life so far?

Dahlia: . . .

Dahlia: A fair amount of happiness cuz I deserve it-

Vanessa and Mia: DAHLIA FORK NO-

Mia: I WILL PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU-

Vanessa: I WILL HUG YOU AND WATCH NETFLIX- 

Janet: *Removes/baby proofs anything that could hurt Dahlia*

Dahlia: ಠ_ಠ