Mia: Remember how freaked out we all were when we watched the last episode of the 1st season of The Good Place?

Dahlia: I knew it all along! Dad and Logan really appreciated the philosophy and Chidi and general also I ship Eleanor and Chidi so goddamn hard-

Vanessa: And I thought Utsubyo was a mental retard with no brain but still Jason is way much better than Depress cuz HE ACTUALLY HAS A HEART-

WE GOT AN ASK AND DARE!

Vanessa and Dahlia: Noice!

Mia: May you please show us the comment?

Sure, just project it on the rainbow projected I got for you!

Ship kids: Could be gayer

Vanessa: I'm good with tech stuff so, I'll do it!

Projector:

Everyone (Ship kids and narrator): *Laughs at the profile name*

Dahlia: K the last line is a mood! I'll answer your question last! 

Vanessa: W-WHAT?! *Blushes* There's no way I'm kissing the nerd mom that I've been friends with since we were BABIES! I don't wanna kiss the dork-

Dahlia: WHALE PENIS!! Dork means whale penis!

Mia: *Blushes* Y-YEAH!! Vanessa and I k-kissing?! That's bullshirt!

Ship kids: *Re-reads comment* AYY!! OURAN HIGH HOST CLUB

Dahlia: Whatever! *Gets out camera and records* 2 reasons why you should be kissing. 1) it's a dare, and 2) Vanessa didn't object to Mia kissing her cheek yesterday at our birthday party so why object to a peck on the lips?

Vanessa and Mia: I am now legally a tomato

Dahlia: Danny Gonzalez but it's 'tomato' instead of 'pumpkin'?

Just (In song) kiss kiss fall in love~!

Dahlia: AYY!

Vanessa: *Blushes* Fine!

Mia: Just for 5 seconds!

Dahlia: WAIT! *Stops recording, deletes new footage, and hits 'record'* K, now smooch so that I can show this to our dads and possibly blackmail you!

Vanessa: 'Oh gawd our first kiss! Calm down Vanessa, be like Ro-dad. Remember my dads smooching, remember the normal positions...' 

Mia: Um, Vanessa?

Vanessa: Oh yeah! The kiss...

Vanessa: I-is it ok if I like, hold your waist or cup your cheek... or something like that? I know it's 5 seconds but-

Mia: I-It's ok, just take your time

Vanessa: O-ok... *Approached Mia and slowly cups her cheeks* M-may I kiss you? For the dare?

Dahlia: *Whisper* Yesss! *Is zooming in on VanessMia* Wait! Um! *Gets an actual camera and summons SIX arms instead of her usual 4 OMG THE NARRATOR GOT A PICTURE OF HER AND IT'S A GOOD FRONT ANGLE*

Mia: 5 seconds. *Closes her eyes and smiles*

Vanessa: Ok. *Closes her eyes*

Vanessa and Mia: *Kiss for 5 seconds*

Dahila: *Takes pictures on camera while recording on her phone while fangirling*

Vanessa and Mia: *Break apart and hug for comfort*

Dahlia: *Squeals*

Vanessa and Mia: ''O////O

Dahlia: *Stops recording and yeets camera* UNCLE ROMAN AND PATTON ARE GONNA SCREAM

Vanessa and Mia: *Stop working*

Dahlia: Damnit not again

Vanessa and Mia: *Start working* OMG DAHLIA YOU SUMMONED ALL 6 OF YOUR ARMS *Pulls away from hug to take pictures and record*

Dahlia: Wait, what? *Looks at a random mirror that appeared out of nowhere* HOLY SHIT I GOTTA SHOW DAD ASAP!!

Everyone: *Is celebrating*

I'll email the picture to the 3 of you!

BLEEP

Dahlia: K, so now, the question...

Dahlia: If dad and Re-dad divorced, I'd-

Vanessa and Mia: *Exists*

Dahlia: C-can I answer in private? Just the audience and me? Not you, not Mia, and not Vanessa? It's very personal. Also, make it soundproof so that no one here hears.

Whatever you're comfortable with

Dahlia: *Smiles* Thank you...

Janet

Dahlia: Thank you, Janet

Mia: Janet! :D

Dahlia: *Chuckles*

Dahlia: *Is teleported to a far away soundproof room where no one can access*

Dahlia: So, it's just me. Not Janet, not Mia, not Vanessa...

Dahlia: *Inhale*

(Long monologue of tears)

Dahlia: If dad and Re-dad got a divorce, I'd break down. I'm already being tortured by myself, the voices in my head, and Utsubyo, telling me that I should die cuz no one actually loves me. That I'm a horrible being and don't deserve to be a magical girl with the responsibilities of not just my universe, but and infinite amounts of other universes along with existing. I just turned 16 yesterday, and I share the biggest responsibilities in my hand. Billions of worlds and universes with many smaller universes that have smaller universes and-*Starts to tear up* if the only 2 men who raised me since I was born -despite being, not the best- and shared their love for each other with me and then just- stopped loving each other, then I'd blame myself for it and, who could blame me? I've always annoyed my friends as a joke and, it's my fault that Vanessa got stabbed in the arm as Cure Orchid a month ago, I was too slow. If my parents got a divorce, I'd start doing self-harm to my self cuz the divorce will most likely worsen my self-hatred. Every time I get physically hurt as Cure Vento, or bullied, or beaten up mentally and physically by Utsubyo, I think 'I deserve it'. Cuz I do. *Sad smiles with tears dripping down her face*

Dahlia: Long story short. I'd hate myself more and blame my self for their divorce, then proceed to cut myself in a spot in which I would cover all the time, cuz I wanna wear my favourite clothes which include see-through sleeves. Mostly long sleeves.

Dahlia: *Teleports back to mansion* Thank you. *Wipes tears* Imma go to my room now. *Goes to  her room and locks the door*

Mia: Time to read philosophy!

Vanessa: Time to make fanart of The Good Place AKA anime-ing it!

Janet: Thank you @Remusinadress *Snort* For daring!