Dahlia: MORNING BITCHES WE GOT A COMMENT

Vanessa: Shh! 

Mia: *Is snuggling in Vanessa's chest* Warm...

Vanessa: *Blushes heavily*

Dahlia: *Takes picture* Oooooo~ I guess Mia isn't as innocent as we thought~ I guess she's a bit perverted~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Vanessa: Gawd now I'm horny for Mia WHAT HAVE I DONE?! *Enternal screaming*

Dahlia: Logan's gonna murder you if he saw and heard this. Reminds me of last month-

Vanessa: N O

Mia: *Wakes up* Huh? What happened?

Vanessa and Dahlia: NOTHING!!

Mia: Ok then. Thank you for sleeping with me, Vanessa. *Gets up and puts on glasses* I'm gonna set up the projected! See ya in a bit! *Skips away* OH SHIRT I FORGOT TO MAKE BREAKFAST *Runs to the kitchen*

Vanessa: Mia, laying her head on my boobs and saying that they're warm...

Vanessa: Was that real?

Dahlia: *Shows picture* Oh yeah that's real, baby 

Dahlia: That's real NaStAaY~

Janet: The Good Place reference?

Dahlia: Mindy St. Claire is my favourite character and IS A MOOD-

Mia: Breakfast's almost ready!

Eveyone but Mia: How?

BLEEP

Projector:

VanessMia: W-WHAT?!? *Blushes heavily*

(A/N: When Vanessa and Mia say something at the same time or do something together, they'll be addressed by their ship name)

Dahlia: YOU HEARD-

Dahlia: Wait what are your pronouns? And what should we call you?

Dahlia: ANYWAYS, JUST KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE ALREADY!!

Janet: According to me time travelling into the future, *Traps Vanessa and Mia in a far away closet* VanessMia will be canon during this summer, when they are both 16

Dahlia: And?

Janet: And you were secretly watching them, taking pictures and recording with your 6 arms, and you never got caught

Dahlia: FUCK YEAH!!

Janet: So please be patient. As of now, Vanessa is 16 and Mia will be 16 on May 10th. The 2 are way too oblivious for their good and suck at noticing signs that they love each other. Vanessa is a Tsundere in denial and thinks that these feelings are sadness. Feel free to bang your head on a wall figuratively and/or literally.

Dahlia: Yeah!

VanessMia: *Breaks the closet down and runs to Dahlia*

Vanessa: THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF THE STUPID SHIP NAME DAHLIA MADE

Mia: SO IT'S TIME FOR PAYBACK?

Dahlia: Payback?

VanessMia: DahlMilia

Vanessa: That's the ship name I made for you and Emilia

Mia: DahlMilia

Dahlia: *Blushes* W-WHAT?! *Has a priceless face*

Vanessa: *Takes pic* KARMA BITCH

Mia: YOU JUST GOT REKT!! *Re-reads comment* Wait, how come I never realized these loving threats that are really similar to what dad says when Virgil talks bad about and hates himself?

Dahlia: Oh that's nothing! They're just really sweet cuz I so happen to be a favourite of the commenter. Nothing to worry about at all!

Vanessa: *Is suspicious*

Mia: . . .

Mia: OK! :D

Dahlia: Yup! I love myself and think that I'm pretty good at being Cure Vento! No need to worry about anything k?

Vanessa: Ok...

VanessMia: *Go to their rooms with a 'Bye!'*

Dahlia and Janet: . . .

Janet: I time traveled a lot today and made a sex tape of them from when they were married. Wanna watch it?

Dahlia: FUCK YEAH I'M HORNY FOR PORN BUT POOR MIA'S GONNA BE CORRUPTED BY VANESSA CAN WE GET AN 'F' IN THE CHATS?!

Janet: Bye guys, gals, and non-binary pals! :D

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I'M SORRY FOR MAKING VANESSMIA A SLOWBURN SHIP AND FOR THE SEX STUFF I JUST FELT LIKE ADDING MENTIONS AND A KINDA SMUTTY SCENE I'M SORRY ALLAH PLEASE FORGIVE