The camera turns on revealing Arsen. He gives his usual "I don't want to be here" look.

Arsen: Hey. Welcome back to Ask or Dare My Friends and Me.

Gavin's voice can be heard off screen.

Gavin: C'mon Arsen show some emotion!

Arsen: Gavin I don't want to do this!

Gavin: If you want some cheese with your whine forget it! You're underaged! Now do the stinkin' introduction!

Arsen glares at him a bit before giving a small smile.

Arsen: Everyone is scattered around at the moment, but they will be here soon. We got a special alarm installed.

Gavin: (tilts head) Wait what? I don't remember installing an alarm.

Arsen: Just trust me.

Arsen calls out.

Arsen: SKITTY! COME HERE!

Skitty sprints down the stairs over to Arsen.

Skitty: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?

Arsen whispers into Gavin's ear. Gavin nods. He waves his flipper and a piece of paper appears. Arsen takes it and hands it to Skitty.

Arsen: I need you to look at this paper.

Skitty: (wags tail) Okay!

Skitty takes merely a glance at the paper and stops. She turns a sickly white and starts to shake. A better look reveals the paper to be a copied photo of a Wailord. Gavin' s eyes widen and he quickly covers his ears. Arsen shoves his head into the couch cushions.

Skitty: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

~Meanwhile~

The following footage was obtained because Gavin knows people. This was retrieved from a camera meant for documentation.

The Legendary Pokémon are having a meeting. Suddenly Darkrai perks up.

Arceus: Is there something wrong Darkrai?

Darkrai: (puts a hand on his head) It is nothing. I simply felt a high level of fear. (Looks up and smirks) It reminds me of that nationwide Martian panic after Deoxys crashed into that Milktank field in Hoenn.

Deoxys let's out a groan and puts his head in his tentacles.

Deoxys: I told you all not to talk about that again.

Deoxys then looks towards the camera. His eyes widen.

Deoxys: Okay if that isn't off the footage in the next five minutes, I'm throwing one of you all the way to Alpha Centauri.

~Back to the main camera~

Skitty is on her side shivering. Everything in the house that was made of glass is shattered. Gavin uncovers his ears and Arsen pulls his head out of the sofa.

Gavin: You didn't tell me what that was! You just told me where to put the teleportation point!

Arsen: Well too bad it was funny.

By this time everyone else was going down the stairs holding their head. Flicker isn't with them. EEeEE takes one look at Skitty and gasps.

EEeEE: SIS!

EEeEE rushes over and shakes her a bit. Skitty just shivers. She then sees the piece of paper and gasps. She snarls at it and tears it to shreds. She then looks at Arsen and Gavin.

EEeEE: OKAY! WHICH ONE OF YOU SHOWED HER THAT PHOTO!?

Gavin and Arsen point at each other.

Gavin/Arsen: HE DID IT!

EEeEE: FINE THEN I'M KILLING BOTH OF YOU!

EEeEE rushes at them but Gavin throws up a bone cage around her. EEeEE starts chewing on the bars and trying to claw the two of them. Gavin takes a couple seconds to catch his breath.

Gavin: Trust me I know how to fix this. Ice cream makes everything better.

Skitty is instantly on her paws. She didn't even move. It looked like when your character in an 8-bit game has another life. She was just on her side and then she was on all four paws. She runs over and gets up against the cage.

Skitty: ICE CREAM?! WHERE IS IT?! TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!

Gavin: OKAY OKAY! JUST GET OFF!

Skitty gets off and goes over to EEeEE. EEeEE looks a lot calmer now that Skitty is okay, so Gavin drops the cage. Rocky decides to speak up.

Rocky: Are we going to Dairy Queen?

Shy: I prefer Baskin-Robins myself.

Arsen: They're both too far of a trip. Let's just get some sundaes at McDonald's.

Gavin claps and gets everyone's attention. He then summons an envelope.

Gavin: Actually we are making our own ice cream. We got a dare from ChocoChicken :

One random person must create a giant ice cream sundae, with anything they want in it, ranging from your regular toppings to a kitchen sink. After that, everyone else has to eat it....the entire thing! They will not stop eating until every last bit of the sundae is gone, except for the parts nobody can eat, such as sharp objects; large inedible things; and REALLY hard objects. However they must eat everything else. For example, if a book is used, one Pokémon should be able to eat bits of paper at a time (humans can). However, if there was a rock in there, and none of the Pokémon can eat rocks, they will not eat the rock and are allowed to throw it aside. There shouldn't be anything that kills them, but other than that is fair game.

Gavin sits the letter down and looks around.

Gavin: I feel the best way to choose this is to just draw straws. Shortest straw does the job.

Gavin summons a bundle of straws of different lengths. Everyone goes up and grabs a straw. However when Rocky goes up to grab her straw, Gavin suddenly looks around.

Gavin: Wait where's Flicker?

Everyone soon realizes his absence and starts looking around. Shy starts to head up the stairs.

Shy: I'll check his room for him.

Everyone just sits there and waits. The silence is broken when Shy returns, looking pale.

Shy: Uh Gavin?

Gavin: Yeah?

Shy goes up to Gavin and whispers in his ear. Gavin's eyes widen.

Gavin: Oh my gosh.

Gavin turns to the camera and tries to look calm.

Gavin: Well apparently that scream has put Flicker out of commission for today. Do not worry we have a regeneration chamber saved in case of situations like this, so he will be back by the next episode.

Everyone else in the group just looks at the two of them in confusion. Gavin just waves at them.

Gavin: I'll explain it later just get your straws.

Everyone soon has a straw.

Gavin: Alright everyone show them to me.

Everyone shows him their straw. Shy has the shortest of them.

Gavin: Alright Shy you got the job! You follow me and everyone else can go prepare for the dare. Get some napkins and antacids.

Gavin and Shy head down the hall to The Room. Gavin places his flipper on the door and his eye flashes.

Gavin: I need a place where a person can make huge sundaes.

Gavin opens the door. The room is set up like one of those food creator apps for your phone. The room is all pink and cheery, yet full of special machinery. Big containers attached to hoses line the walls, filled with chocolate chips, sprinkles, and other toppings. A large nozzle hangs from the ceiling. A switch nearby allows you to pick the ice cream flavor. Finally there is a giant sundae glass in the center of the room. It's as big as a car.

Gavin: Here we go! All that you need is right here!

Shy: Okay, but what about all the random items?

Gavin: (smiles) That's where I come in! If you need anything special you can ask me or the group. Just remember that you gotta be willing to make it difficult to eat. In fact, I have a suggestion.

Gavin leans over and whispers into Shy's ear. Shy's face scrunches up in disgust.

Shy: That's horrible! For one, how do you know she will let you use some? Let me also remind you that you're in this as well.

Gavin's smile drops and he scratches the back of his head.

Gavin: Yeah I know. Trust me I know it will be bad, but I trust that EEeEE will eat them first.

Shy: (sighs) Alright.

Gavin nods and walks out of the room.

Gavin: You got this bud!

Shy: Thanks dude.

Gavin heads back into the living room. Everyone is watching a movie. Gavin claps his flippers. Everyone looks at him.

Gavin: Okay guys and gals! We need to make this difficult so everyone find the grossest thing you own! EEeEE go get some of your intestines! The rest of you can just be creative!

Everyone's eyes widen at this little order. As usual Arsen is the first one to speak up.

Arsen: I am NOT eating ice cream covered in some random Pokémon's guts! Heck no!

Gavin gives him one of them sassy looks. The one where you tilt your head down a bit and look at them like "Boy really?"

Gavin: Arsen you signed the contract. You either do the dare or you can leave the place where you get food and living arrangements for  what's left of your Pecha berry tree.

Arsen looks down and grumbles. Gavin looks around.

Gavin: Anyone else want to argue?

Everyone shakes their head.

Gavin: Good now go! Anything that can't cause ulcers, injuries, or food poisoning is fair game!

Everyone gets off the couch and scatters. Gavin sits down on the couch and changes the channel.

Gavin: I love my job.

~Time Skip~

Gavin stares up at someone in pure horror. His eye is flickering between white and green. He looks like he's about to be sick.

Gavin: I HATE this job.

Everyone is standing around the abomination they have created. Shy had went for a simple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate fudge and rainbow sprinkles. It would look great, if it wasn't for the "other toppings". Everyone had contributed some of the grossest things they could find, and they took it to heart. The sundae is topped with Arsen's old shed skins, intestines, newspaper shreads, pink hair, toilet water, leaves, and the cherry on top is a red bowling ball. Gavin looks around at everyone. He's shaking like a puppy.

Gavin: What have you done!?

EEeEE: Uh we did what you asked.

Gavin: I didn't think you would take it so literally!!!

Gavin looks back and forth between the sundae and the group. He looks at the hair and looks at Skitty.

Gavin: Where did you get all this hair!?

Skitty: I collect it to line my nest! That's what Skitty's do!

Skitty smiles and wags her tail. Gavin just looks at her and facepalms.

Gavin: Skitty that's what BIRDS do. You're a SKITTY. You don't even use nests!

Skitty stops wagging her tail and just stares at him.

Skitty: Oh.

Gavin then looks at the old exoskeletons and looks at Arsen.

Gavin: These are SKINS Arsen. Why do you still have these!?

Arsen: Dude I'm a bug type. We shed a lot. You can't expect me to drag a skin all the way down the stairs and to the garbage can every time I shed!

Gavin just puts his face in his flippers. He waves his left one while in this position and some clothespins appear. He takes one and puts it on his nose. He sounds somewhat nasally due to this action.

Gavin: Okay everyone smell is an important factor in tasting foods. Everyone put on a clothespin.

Everyone goes up and puts a clothespin on their nose, beak, or whatever Arsen uses to smell.

Gavin: (gulps) Okay everyone ready? 1....2....3....EAT!

The group dives into the sundae and begins to devour it. Everyone has their own strategy. Rocky has the most trouble because she can't eat chocolate. She just eats the vanilla and newspapers. Ironically she stays as far away as possible from any toilet water. Gavin goes for everything but the organic filth such as the hair. He seems to be crying. Shy does the same as him, but isn't crying. Arsen seems to be fine with eating his own skin and seems to like the newspapers and leaves, but steers clear of any innards. Skitty climbed to the top and is searching through the hair for sprinkles like she's panning for gold. She isn't eating any chocolate either. EEeEE is doing the best out of all of them. She shreds the skins like crackers and slurps up the intestines like noodles. At one point she even takes a bite out of the bowling ball. We have no idea how she did it but it's on footage.

~Time Skip~

It takes about two hours, but the entire sundae is gone minus the hair and half-eaten bowling ball. There is even some bites in the bowl. You can guess who did that. Everyone is laying on the floor miserable. Well, mostly everyone. Skitty's on a sugar buzz and is running around in circles on the ceiling. We don't understand that either. EEeEE is doing fine as well. She's sitting in the corner picking her teeth. Gavin looks up from where he is laying on his back.

Gavin: EEeEE I think you need help.

EEeEE looks up at him. She takes her claw out of her mouth.

EEeEE: Espeon took me to therapy once.

Shy looks up from where he's laying in the bowl. He let's out a burp.

Shy: How did it go?

EEeEE: I don't know I blacked out in the middle of it. When I woke up the entire building was gone and I was covered in blood. Espeon never told me what happened. She said she didn't want to remember it again.

Shy settles back in the bowl and Gavin flops back down.

Gavin: EEeEE do the outro would you?

EEeEE nods and looks at the camera.

EEeEE: Well that's all the time we have for today. Tune in next time for another episode of Ask or Dare My Friends and Me.

Everyone: (pathetically) Bye.

If anyone is concerned about my use of real restaurants, I am allowed legally to mention these so long as it is not used in any sense of defamation or for the purpose of advertisement.