Pain With No Gain(Part 2)

This one goes out to my bro DarkLeoWriter

Gavin: Hello and welcome to another episode of Ask or Dare My Friends and Me!

Arsen: Where Pokemon abuse isn't only allowed, but encouraged!

Gavin gives Arsen a blank look before turning back to the camera.

Gavin: We've got a bunch of asks and dares at the moment, so we ask that you refrain from making some until we can do all of the current ones. Now before we begin, ShyGuyRedstone told us something very interesting about himself:

Hey everyone, glad to be on board! Before anyone says anything, I'd like people to know a little secret. Not even Gavin knows about this: I, Shy the Rowlet, am a scientist! I love experimenting with different chemicals and items!(Like the time I mixed a Super Potion with a Life Orb. That was fun!) Now that my intro is out of the way,(puts on goggles) let's make some science.

Everyone looks at Shy who is wearing his goggles and smiling happily.

Rocky: You're really a scientist?

Arsen: (scoffs) No kibble breath he's a plumber.

Rocky growls and tackles Arsen and they begin to beat the crap out of each other. Flicker is in the background smiling.

Flicker: (whispers) I ship it like FedEx!!!

Gavin: (completely ignoring the fight going on) Well, it's a good thing you are a scientist because I have a confession to make: I am a scientist as well!

Gavin smiles as he puts on a pair of goggles. However, his smile is wiped off his face when Arsen bursts out laughing.

Arsen: (laughing) You're a scientist!? Yeah right! If that's the case then I'm Arceus!

Gavin stares at him coldly before pulling out a purple pill. His eye glows and he uses his telekinesis to shoot the pill into Arsen's mouth. Arsen stops laughing and his eyes widen. He swallows the pill to avoid choking on it. He glares angrily at Gavin.

Arsen: What the heck was that!?

Gavin: Just a little invention of mine. Besides that, you're not Arceus. You know you're a Togepi.

Arsen: (confused) Wait, I'm not a-

Arsen cuts himself off when he suddenly morphs into a Togepi. He looks at himself in horror.

Arsen: (high voice) WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?

Gavin: (smirks) You just took my most preferred invention: DittX. It grants the user the ability to become the first Pokemon that enters their mind.

Arsen eyes widen in shock before turning into one of loathing.

Arsen: (screams like an angry mouse) I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!

Arsen runs like a fat penguin over to Gavin being as intimidating as a baby Joltick. Gavin simply picks him up and puts a pacifier in his mouth before starting to rock him. He struggles at first but then starts sucking on the pacifier and falls asleep.

Gavin: (smiles) Goodnight Arsen.

Gavin sits him on the couch and puts a blanket on him before turning to everyone. Their mouths are wide open in shock.

Gavin: What?

Shy: How the heck did you do that?

Gavin: (shrugs) I figured he was just tired and being a Togepi putting him to sleep wouldn't be a problem.

Gavin turns to the camera.

Gavin: With that out of the way, we have a ton of dares and asks to do. However, it would be better to do them somewhere more useful. Everyone follow me!

Gavin heads down the hallway with everyone minus Arsen behind him. He approaches 'The Room' and puts a flipper on the door. His left eye glows.

Gavin: I need a hard-core laboratory.

He opens the door and gestures for everyone to go through it. After everyone is in, he follows and shuts the door. Everyone's eyes are wide open in surprise at the layout of the room. 'The Room' is now a high-tech laboratory, filled with useful gadgets scattered around and a table of chemicals on the left wall. A computer is on a desk to the right along with some paper and pencils for writing. Gavin nudges EEeEE with a smirk on his face.

Gavin: Do you believe me now when I say it can be anything requested?

EEeEE blinks and looks away, puffing out her cheeks in a pout.

EEeEE: (mumbles) Yes

Gavin: (puts flipper to ear) I'm sorry I didn't hear you EEeEE. Could you repeat that?

EEeEE: Yes!

Gavin smiles and pats her back. EEeEE blushes a bit at this but Gavin doesn't notice. Gavin moves to the center of the room to address everyone.

Gavin: Alright, our first dare is from TheFlash832 who dared:

I dare EEeEE to eat 5000 Tamato berries which are extremely spicy.

EEeEE: What!? I can barely eat one! How am I supposed to eat 5000 of them!?

???: (muffled laugh) Sucks to be you EEeEE!

Everyone looks at the doorway to see Arsen back to normal standing there with the pacifier still in his mouth. Flicker looks at him in confusion as Arsen continues to suck on it.

Flicker: Why do you still have that?

Arsen: (muffled) Shut up it relaxes me.

Arsen continues sucking on it as everyone looks in confusion. After a minute, Gavin turns to EEeEE and breaks the silence.

Gavin: Anyway, Shy and I have just the thing to help you with this.

Shy approaches Gavin with a strange metallic gun in his wings.

Gavin: Alright the berries are outside let's head out.

Gavin leads the way outside with everyone following him. When they get outside, there is a huge bag on the lawn. EEeEE let's out a gulp of fear.

EEeEE: That gun better work.

Shy: It will just trust us!

Shy turns on the ray, causing it to emit a low hum and flash a few lights. He aims at the bag and fires a beam of blue energy at it. The bag shrinks to the size of a penny pouch. Everyone besides Gavin drops their jaw.

Rocky: Okay that was awesome. What is that thing?

Shy:(smiles) Just your average shrink ray. Okay EEeEE you can eat them now!

EEeEE approaches the bag and picks it up before dumping the tiny berries into her mouth. She chews and swallows and then her eyes widen as she runs into the house.

Gavin: She needs some milk! Okay everybody back into the lab.

Gavin and everyone else head back into the lab. EEeEE comes in a minute later.

Gavin: Our next dare is from my brother bb64yolo who dared:

I dare Skitty to hug EEeEE.

Skitty: (jumps around) Yay! Hugs!

Skitty runs up to EEeEE and hugs her as best she can considering she's a lot smaller and is on four legs. EEeEE smiles and hugs back.

Skitty:(baby voice) I wuv you EEeEE!

EEeEE: Love you too Skitty.

Gavin: While I don't want to ruin this moment, this next dare is going to be rough on your guy's relationship.

EEeEE: How is that?

Gavin: Our next dare is from p_tchez who dared:

I dare EEeEE to have 1 hour in the lab with Skitty tied up and Shy helping her. EEeEE and Shy can do whatever they want to her in that 1 hour period, then they are let free.

EEeEE: What!? She's my twin sister I can't just do that to her!

Skitty: EEeEE I forgot to tell you I ate all the cookies!

Skitty gives EEeEE an innocent smile and hugs her. EEeEE blinks and looks at Shy blankly.

EEeEE: Alright let's do this. You guys may want to leave this may get ugly.

Gavin: You don't have to tell me twice!

Gavin leaves the lab and everyone else follows.

~Time Skip~

It's been an hour, and everyone has spent that time doing different activities. Flicker is playing darts, Gavin is watching AFV, Rocky is reading a book and Arsen is on YouTube. Gavin looks at the clock.

Gavin: Alright guys it's been an hour. Let's see how they did.

Everyone heads back to the laboratory. Gavin knocks on the door. EEeEE opens the door just enough for her head to peek through it.

EEeEE:(nervous) Uh, hey guys.

Gavin:(tilts head) EEeEE Is there something wrong?

EEeEE:(sweating) Uh...no?

Arsen: Well then let us in stupid!

EEeEE:(nervously chuckles) Are you sure I mean we could just forget about it and get some food.

Gavin:(sighs) EEeEE it can't be that bad. Just let us in please.

EEeEE:(sighs) Alright come on inside guys.

EEeEE opens the door and everyone sees Shy in a corner with his eyes wide open in shock. Skitty is standing there talking to herself. By that I mean she grew a second head.

Gavin:(eyes widen) Good grief!

Rocky:(jaw drops)

Flicker:(passes out)

Arsen:(Blinks) Eh I've seen worse.

Rocky stares at Arsen while trying to revive Flicker.

Rocky: How have you seen worse!?

Arsen:(smirks) I've seen you with bed head.

Gavin looks at EEeEE in shock, completely ignoring Arsen getting a beating worthy of World Star.

Gavin: What did you do!?

EEeEE: I thought you said it couldn't be that bad!?

Gavin: Well that was before I saw THAT!(points to Skitty's)

Skitty: Do you like cookies?

Other Skitty: Do I like cookies?! I LOVE COOKIES!

Skitty:(cute gasp) I LOVE COOKIES TOO! WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!

Other Skitty: I KNOW RIGHT!?

Skitty's:(squealing happily)

Gavin: How did you get her to grow another head!?

EEeEE: I just mixed a bunch of stuff together and had her drink it!

Gavin glares at Shy, who had calmed down.

Gavin: She could have killed her! Why did you let her do all that!?

Shy: Well I figured since you're the author you wouldn't let her die!

Gavin gasps in horror as a cracking sound reverberates throughout the house.

Rocky:(looks around) What was that?

Gavin:(Faceflippers) Dang it Shy you broke the fourth wall.(Looks to the group) Flicker I need you!

Flicker, who had recovered, floats up to Gavin.

Flicker: Yeah?

Gavin: Can you go fix the fourth wall?

Flicker: Where is it?

Gavin: Just look around for the cracked wall. There's a caulking gun under the kitchen sink just use that to fill in the cracks.

Flicker: Okay!

Flicker floats out of the room. Gavin wipes his brow and looks at the camera.

Gavin: Well, that's it for this episode. Tune in next time for another episode of Ask or Dare My Friends and Me!

Everyone: Bye!








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