Oh Great It's One of THOSE Episodes
The sun slowly rises over the horizon. A Torchic climbs up onto a rock and screeches.
Torchic: COCK A DOODLE DOO!
A Seel resting on the shore wakes up and growls. He calls out to the Torchic.
Seel: CHARLIE WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS! NO ONE WANTS TO WAKE UP AT 7:00 AM!
Charlie: (looks over) DUDE I NEED TO DO MY VOCAL WARM-UPS!
Seel: WARM-UP ALL YOU WANT! YOUR SINGING STILL STINKS!
Charlie: SCREW YOU!
Ah yes a beautiful day indeed. The camera switches to Arsen rolling out of his room.
Arsen: Another day, another headache.
Arsen slowly rolls down the stairs to the kitchen. He stops when he notices Rocky at the table. She is eating cereal out of her bowl and reading some letters. Arsen blinks.
Arsen: Uh you're up early.
Rocky: (looks over) Oh hey! Yeah I decided to look over the dares we have. Gotta keep everything running!
Arsen slowly blinks and rolls over to her.
Arsen: Did you get a bad batch of toilet water today flea bag?
Now usually Rocky would be all over him, but she just snickers.
Rocky: Very funny. Hey could you wake EEeEE up? She said she was going to make breakfast today.
Arden's eyes widen. He says nothing for a moment.
Arsen: Uh yeah sure.
Arsen slowly rolls out and makes his way up the stairs with some difficulty. They should put in a lift. Arsen arrives at EEeEE's room and runs into the door.
Arsen: EEeEE! GET UP!
Immediately EEeEE rushes out and tackles Arsen. Arsen immediately flinches and waits for inevitable death, but instead EEeEE just grins and wags her tail.
EEeEE: ARSEN!
Arsen: (blinks) Uh hi?
EEeEE helps him up and then starts jumping up and down like a 5 year old.
EEeEE: What's for breakfast!?
Arsen: Uhh Rocky said you were cooking.
EEeEE: (stops) Oh yeah. I'LL MAKE CHOCOLATE PANCAKES!
EEeEE rushes down the stairs. Arsen slowly starts to shake himself.
Arsen: Maybe I got the bad toilet water.
???-You would.
Arsen looks over to see Gavin leaving his room. Arsen sighs in relief.
Arsen: Oh thank goodness.
Arsen rolls over to Gavin.
Arsen: Gavin we got a problem. Rocky and EEeEE are acting really weird.
Gavin: (shrugs) Eh it happens. C'mon, let's go eat.
Gavin starts heading down the stairs. He seems a lot more....calm. Arsen just slowly follows him.
~Time Skip~
Arsen soon discovers that EVERYONE is acting weird. EEeEE is cooking chocolate pancakes with basically every possible topping. Skitty is at the table chewing on a bone. Gavin is getting on Flicker for the whoopie cushion he placed on his seat. Shy is trying to be the peacemaker. He seems kind of jittery. Then we have Rocky reading letters and doing vocal warmups. Arsen is just sitting in his seat trying to wake up from what he assumes to be a nightmare.
EEeEE: Breakfast is ready!
EEeEE puts pancakes out for everyone. Everyone starts to add whipped cream, blueberries and other toppings they grab from the table. Shy looks over to Skitty's pancakes. They have some weird red syrup on them.
Shy: U-uh Skitty? W-what kind of syrup is that? Raspberry?
Skitty: You're close. It's O positive.
Shy pales and falls out of his chair. Everyone else reels back in disgust.
Gavin: Skitty c'mon! We're trying to eat!
Skitty: Well so am I!
Rocky: Everyone just calm down! We have some work to do and we can't just start the episode hating each other! Everyone just eat!
After some grumbling, everyone finishes their meal and gets ready. When they are done everyone gathers in the living room. Rocky turns on the camera.
Rocky: We are on in 3....2....1!(smiles) Hello
everyone and welcome back to Ask or Dare My Friends and Me! We got a lot of asks for today, so let's get started! Our first dare is from _Im_Cringe_ who asked us this:
What do you all think about the new starters from Pokémon Sword and Shield?
EEeEE: NEW FRIENDS!!!!!!
Shy: (flinches) Uh I think the rabbit is kinda cute.
Gavin: Eh I guess they're okay. It's kind of unfortunate those are the only new Pokémon, but we all knew Nintendo would run out of material sooner or later.
Skitty: I could care less about material. I wanna know if they're edible.
Shy just pales again. He shudders.
Flicker: I think they're starting to MILKTANK some ideas.
Rocky: I agree. We already have about five frogs, three rabbits, and a whole barrel full of primates. Do we really need any more?
Rocky looks over to Arsen.
Rocky: What do you think Arsen?
Arsen is twitching. He seems to be talking to himself.
Arsen: Just calm down. You just need to relax. You'll wake up in your bed and everyone will be BACK TO NORMAL. It's going to be okay.
Rocky slowly frowns and looks away. She clears her throat and then looks at the camera.
Rocky: Well that's all the time we have for today! Tune in next time for another episode of Ask or Dare My Friends and Me-
Arsen: ENOUGH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Everyone looks at Arsen. Rocky quickly turns off the camera. She glares at Arsen.
Rocky: Arsen what the heck!? You can't just throw a tantrum while we're filming! That's Article 1, Section 1, Clause 3-
Arsen: NO! YOU SHOULD'NT KNOW THE CONTRACT! GAVIN DOES NOT YOU!
Gavin perks up. Rocky looks confused.
Rocky: Uh no?
Arsen: YES! (Looks at EEeEE) AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE PSYCHO! NOT SKITTY!
EEeEE whimpers while Skitty growls.
Skitty: Hey leave her out of this you jerk!
Arsen: NO! YOU'RE ACTING WEIRD! YOU'RE ALL ACTING WEIRD! YOU'RE ALL ACTING LIKE EACH OTHER!
Everyone slowly backs away from Arsen. Rocky speaks up.
Rocky: Uh Arsen are you feeling alright?
Gavin looks a bit uneasy. He sighs and heads over. He faces the group.
Gavin: He's feeling fine.
Gavin heads over to the couch and pulls a letter out from the cushions.
Gavin: Here Arsen. Read this.
Gavin holds the letter to Arsen's eye level. Arsen slowly reads it aloud.
Arsen: This dare is from XenoSaiyan who dared this:
I dare everyone to swap personalities for the day.
Everyone slowly looks at Gavin. Gavin just looks around. Arsen starts to twitch.
Gavin: Any questions?
Rocky: W-Why don't we remember anything?
Gavin: I opened it last night and made sure to wipe everyone's memories. I knew it would help add to the drama.
Arsen bursts out in a rage. He's red in the face and he has a Poison Tail ready.
Arsen: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU ERASE MINE!?
Gavin: (chuckles) You have to have at least one person to know that something is wrong. Besides, I have Rocky's personality. I love screwing with you.
Steam shoots out of Arsen's ear holes. Everyone's eyes widen. Rocky jumps up.
Rocky: HIT THE DIRT!
Flicker: THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE!
Everyone scrambles out of the room. Arsen inhales....then exhales. He looks at the camera and sees that it is still on. Rocky must have pressed the wrong button. He sighs.
Arsen: I'm just glad everything will be back to normal. Thanks for tuning in to Ask or Dare My Friends and Me! See ya.
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