Cliff Dives and Blackmail

The camera turns on to the gang outside. Everyone is hanging out in the ground pool at the back of the house. EEeEE, Rocky, and Flicker are sunbathing on some chairs. Skitty is at the shallow end paddling around in her water wings. Gavin is doing some cannonballs off the diving board. Arsen and Shy are playing some cornhole over in the grass. Despite not having arms, Arsen is very good at it. Arsen grabs a red bag with his teeth and tosses it. It goes right into the hole in Shy's board.

Arsen: Ha! That's three for me!

Shy frowns and throws a bag into Arden's board. Shy smiles.

Shy: You were saying?

Arsen grumbles and they continue playing. Suddenly a capsule pops out of the hole in his corn board. Arsen jumps in shock.

Arsen: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?

Gavin hears the commotion and sees the capsule. He gasps and swims over. He gets out and goes over to them. He picks up the capsule and opens it.

Gavin: Awesome! My new system works!

EEeEE pulls down her sunglasses.

EEeEE: What new system?

Gavin: (smiles) I decided to make a dare delivery system! Whenever we get a dare it appears in a fun and completely random way!

Arsen: Why?

Gavin: We need some interesting material. People aren't reading this much anymore.

A crack is heard by the group. Flicker sighs and heads into the house.

Flicker: I'll get it.

Gavin: (opens letter) Alright this one is from dead_memes_ . They dared this:

I dare everyone to...jump off a cliff :3

Gavin pales at the dare. In fact, everyone looks a bit uneasy except for Shy.

Shy: Well we're not supposed to die on the show so now what?

Gavin: (smiles) Not to worry! I can find a loophole! Everyone head inside!

Everyone heads into the house. Skitty comes back out to grab a cookie she was eating and then goes inside with everyone else.

Gavin: Everyone get ready!

Gavin's eyes glow as the house is sent somewhere else in the world. Everyone covers their eyes from the white flash. After a minute the light fades.

Gavin: Alright everyone watch your step when you leave.

Rocky looks over in confusion.

Rocky: Why?

Gavin: Well duh we're on a cliff!

Everyone's eyes widen. Arsen is the first to head outside the door. Flicker had to turn the knob though. Arsen runs outside and stops. The house has been moved to a cliff overlooking the ocean. The drop has to be about 500 feet down to the water. Wingull are flying about and a couple even take a rest on the roof.

Arsen: WOAH!

Everyone slowly heads towards the edge and peers down.

Flicker: That's quite the drop. I don't think I can do it.

Rocky: Yeah I'm a rock type. This won't work.

Arsen: I say we do a test run.

Everyone slowly looks towards Gavin. He's the only one not close to the edge. Gavin looks at them

Gavin: What?

~Time Skip~

Gavin is standing over the edge with a helmet on his head. There is a Go-Pro attached to the helmet for footage. He is shaking like a kicked puppy.

Gavin: WHY DO I HAVE TO GO FIRST!?

Arsen: You're the only water type genius. Now jump.

Gavin: No!

EEeEE; C'mon jump! Do a flip!

Gavin: HECK NO!

Rocky gets a lightbulb moment. She chuckles a bit.

Rocky: Aw he's scared of heights!

Gavin: (blushes a bit) Yes I'm scared of heights! I'm not jumping!

Arsen: What's Article 1, Section 1, Clause 1 of the contract?

Gavin: (sighs) Fine but one of you have to push me-AHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Everyone looks at Skitty. She had just ran up to him and pushed him off the cliff. She looks at all of them.

Skitty: Did I do good?

Arsen: (grins) Yep.

The camera switches to the Go-Pro footage. The water is rapidly becoming closer. The sound of Gavin's screams are deafening.

Gavin: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

SPLASH!

Bubbles are everywhere for a second. The bubbles clear after a minute, revealing a Sharpedo swimming in front of him. Neither say anything for a moment. Finally Gavin speaks.

Gavin: (weakly) I see you're a Sharpedo.

Sharpedo: Yeah.

Gavin: I guess that makes me lunch?

Sharpedo: Smart kid.

The Sharpedo's mouth opens and the Go-Pro shuts off. We return to the main camera. Gavin teleports back onto the cliff covered in bite marks and he's shaking. Everyone gasps at this.

Flicker: Woah! Are you okay?

Gavin: Peachy.

Gavin flops onto his face. Skitty goes over and pushes him up onto his back.

Gavin: Who's next?

Everyone pushes Arsen forward. Arsen growls and turns his nose in the air.

Arsen: I'm not moving!

Gavin's eye flashes and he throws him off the cliff. Arsen can be heard screaming the entire way down the cliff. Gavin waits a few seconds before he teleports Arsen back to the cliff. Arsen coughs up some water. He looks over at Gavin and growls.

Arsen: I hate you.

Gavin: So do I.

The rest of the dare went in the same fashion. A lot of force (and some bubble protection for Flicker) was necessary, but everyone was able to jump off the cliff.

~Time Skip~

Everyone is inside and wrapped in a towel.

Gavin: Well that should about do it! Thank you all for wa-

Skitty: WAIT!

Skitty runs over with an envelope and hands it to Gavin. Gavin opens it and snickers.

Gavin: Nevermind! We now have another dare from Skitty's friend Ship_Captain_Hat

Gavin looks over to the camera.

Gavin: This dare was the result of a little argument between Arsen and the aspiring artist. Could you please role the tape?

The tape shows Arsen in a dark room. He's sitting in a chair and a spotlight is on him. A figure in a cloak is standing just on the edge.

Ship_Captain_Hat : Arsen. You laughed at my character's suffering. As I am a dare giver you have unleashed the fires of heck onto yourself.

Arsen gives his stereotypical smirk. He jumps off the chair and yanks on the cloak. It's just a Skitty on a chair wearing shades.

Arsen: What are you going to do? Snuggle me to death? Lick my shell off? Give me allergies?

The Skitty just pulls down her shades a bit and grins.

Ship_Captain_Hat : No. I'm going to make you wear a pink dress and sing a Taylor Swift song in front of everyone.

Arsen's eyes widen and the tape ends. The camera turns to the present Arsen, with the same look.

Arsen: Don't tell me.

Gavin: That's right!

Skitty comes over with a little pink frilly dress in her teeth. She sits it in front of him. Arsen twitches and then laughs darkly.

Arsen: There is NO WAY I'm going to do this.

Gavin: (goes over and folds arms) Uh whats Article 1, Section 1, Clause 1 of the contract?

Arsen: (growls) I don't care! I'm drawing the line here!

Arsen spits on the dress and starts walking out of the room. Gavin's eyes narrow and his eye flashes. In a moment Arsen is down the stairs and in the dress. Arsen just stands there for a second and then a blush forms on his face.

Gavin: SHY START THE MUSIC QUICK!

Shy flies over and puts a disc in a boom box and turns it on. Bad Blood starts to play. The men (and EEeEE) instantly scrunch up a bit. Rocky and Skitty quietly sing along.

Gavin: Alright Arsen sing! Hurry up! I hate this song!

Arsen just lets out a screech of rage.

Arsen: NO!

Gavin: (looks over to EEeEE) EEeEE! Get the prod!

EEeEE nods and runs out. She comes back with a cow prod. Gavin takes the cow prod with a grin.

Gavin: Thank you EEeEE!

Gavin turns it on and zaps Arsen. Arsen yelps.

Arsen: HEY THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT!

Gavin: Article 2, Section 3, Clause 4 of the contract overrides the 8th Amendment to a mild degree. NOW SING!

Arsen: (growls and blushes)
Cause baby now we got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look at what you've done
'Cause baby now we got bad blood
Hey! I can't take it back, look where I'm at
We was OG like D.O.C., remember that?
My TLC was quite OD, ID my facts
Now POV of you and me, similar Iraq
I don't hate you, but I hate to critique, overrate you
These beats of a dark heart, use basslines to replace you
Take time and erase you, love don't hear no more
No, I don't fear no more
Better yet, respect ain't quite sincere no more
Oh, it's so sad to
Think about the good times
You and I
'Cause, baby, now we've got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look what you've done
'Cause, baby, now we've got bad blood, hey!
Now we've got problems
And I don't think we can solve 'em
You made a really deep cut
And, baby, now we've got bad blood, hey!

Arsen by this time is almost purple in the face. Everyone by this time is dying with laughter. Shy presses the button on his phone with a grin.

Shy: Now THAT is what I call 'blackmail'!

Rocky: So how did you like the song Mrs. Swift?

Arsen starts to shake in anger. Steam even comes out of his ears.

Arsen: THAT. IS. IT!

Arsen starts to glow with a white light. Everyone stops laughing. Rocky's eyes widen in shock.

Rocky: I-Is he.....?

Gavin: MAYDAY MAYDAY! EVERYONE RUN!

Everyone starts barreling out as a Whirlipede zooms into the camera.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

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