It is April, and spring is in the air. Everyone is down in the dining room sitting at the table. Gavin looks around.

Gavin: Uh who's turn is it to cook again?

Rocky: (shudders) I believe it's the twins.

Everyone groans at the thought. Anything that comes from EEeEE and Skitty is usually some weird combination of gore and excess sugar. Shy snickers a bit.

Shy: Remember the last time they cooked? They came out with a roasted Gogoat head with raspberry jelly.

Rocky: (nods) Yeah. I'm surprised we haven't called the cops on those two.

Flicker: (thinks) D-Do Pokémon even have a police force?

Before anyone can respond EEeEE calls out from the kitchen.

EEeEE: It's ready!

Arsen: (growls) I'm not staying around for this! I'm out!

Arsen quickly rolls out of the room. Everyone starts to nervously look around as EEeEE and Skitty roll a cart into the room with a big dish under a cover. Skitty smiles.

Skitty: I hope you're hungry!

EEeEE pulls off the cover and the group's eyes widen. It's a nice hot, gooey cheese pizza.

Flicker: Wow....that looks....good?

EEeEE: (confused) Is something wrong?

Gavin: No no! Thanks girls!

Everyone begins to eat their fill. It is very quiet. At this point it is obvious that quiet is abnormal. After about 10 minutes Gavin breaks the silence.

Gavin: So Skitty? You want me to whip up some pie or something for you after this?

Skitty: (shakes head) No, I think this will be plenty.

Flicker gasps and starts to choke. EEeEE jumps up and runs over. To everyone's suppose she administers the Heimlich and dislodges the bit of food. Flicker gasps for air and looks to EEeEE.

Flicker: (shocked) Uhhh thank you.

EEeEE: (smiles) You're very welcome.

That's about when Arsen loses it. He screams out from the end of the table.

Arsen: OKAY IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE!?

Everyone reels back. Arsen, who had come back when pizza was mentioned, screams at Skitty and EEeEE.

Arsen: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON, BUT I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION! (Looks at Skitty) NOT ONCE HAVE YOU BURPED OR BURIED YOUR PLATE IN SUGAR, (Looks at EEeEE) AND THIS FOOD IS ACTUALLY GOOD! USUALLY YOU JUST FRY UP WHATEVER YOU RIPPED OFF OF SOMEONE DURING ONE OF YOUR "NIGHT'S OUT"! (Looks between the two) IF THAT ISN'T WEIRD ENOUGH, BOTH OF YOU ACTUALLY SEEMED CONCERNED WHEN FLICKER STARTED CHOKING! WHEN SOMETHING SICK HAPPENS USUALLY YOU TWO JUST LAUGH AND POINT LIKE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS! WHAT. IS. YOUR. DEAL?

EEeEE and Skitty slowly bow their heads. Skitty actually starts crying a bit.

Skitty: W-we were just trying to be nice-

Arsen: TAUROS! COME CLEAN!

EEeEE reaches under the table and pulls out an envelope. She sits it on the table.

EEeEE: I found this in the bathroom this morning. It popped out of the medicine cabinet.

Shy: (grabs it) It's from humans-dont-exist who dared this:

I dared EEeEE and Skitty to be normla for the day.

Everyone sits there silently for a few moments.

Flicker: So no random attacks?

Rocky: No screaming?

Shy: No Skitty eating out of the sugar bowl?

Skitty: Nope!

Everyone bursts into cheers. Arsen actually starts laughing. Shy looks over to Gavin.

Shy: Dude we get the day off! Isn't it great!?

Gavin has turned white as a sheet. He's shaking in his seat. (Hey that rhymes). Shy tilts his head confused.

Shy: Uh Gavin? You okay?

Gavin: No screaming?.....No wacky humor?.....

Shy: Uh no.

Gavin screams and runs out. Everyone watches him go. Flicker speaks up.

Flicker: Is he okay?

Shy: (shrugs) I'm not sure.

Arsen: (rolls off of his seat) Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna go watch some TV.

Everyone else finishes lunch and then go on with the day. The day goes by uneventfully. At one point everyone does a little swimming, then they play some Uno. Gavin is still missing from the scene.

Skitty: (lays down a card) I win again!

Arsen: (grumbles) Dang it!

Shy looks around with a look of concern on his face.

Shy: Guys Gavin has been gone all afternoon! I'm starting to get worried.

Flicker and Arsen are playing together since Arsen has no hands. Arsen speaks up.

Arsen: Don't be! If he wants to be a hermit let him!

Shy: (grumbles) I'm going to go check on him!

Shy sits down his cards and heads up the stairs to Gavin's room. The door is slightly cracked. Shy nudges the door open.

Shy: Gavin? Are you in he- OH MY GOSH!

What was once a slightly messy room with blue paint and a white carpet is now completely wrecked. The room is drenched in water and bones are sticking in the wall. For some reason the room is also covered in mustard. Words like 'CONTENT' and 'NORMAL?' have been smeared on the walls. Gavin is rocking in the corner and mumbling to himself. His eye is shorting out and he's covered in mustard. Shy flies towards him.

Shy: DUDE WHAT THE HECK!? WHAT HAPPENED!?

Gavin slowly looks up twitching.

Gavin: There's no content....

Shy: What?

Gavin: THERE IS NO CONTENT!

Gavin jumps up and starts pacing around the room.

Gavin: Don't you get it!? EEeEE and Skitty are the most important characters on the show! We can't just have them be normal! Their wacky antics is what keeps us going! Not even the shipping can compare to it!

Shy: (blinks) So you need them to be wacky to please the fans?

Gavin snaps his head towards Shy and stomps over. He picks him up and starts shaking him.

Gavin: WE'RE ALREADY LOSING SO MANY VIEWS! AN EPISODE LIKE THIS WILL PUT US STRAIGHT IN THE HOLE!

Shy: (sputters) GAVIN STOP!

Gavin stops and quickly puts Shy down. Shy goes over to him.

Shy: Dude this is ridiculous! You're so obsessed with being popular that you've forgotten why you did this! You did this to have fun remember!?

Gavin: (blinks) Wha?

Shy: (sighs) Come here!

Shy grabs Gavin's flipper and yanks him down the stairs. He points.

Shy: Look at that!

Gavin looks into the kitchen. Everyone is sitting around the table and playing Uno.

Shy: Everyone is having fun! EEeEE and Skitty finally get to be with everyone without making things awkward! They're building bonds! That's why we started this show!

Gavin slowly looks down. He starts wiping mustard off his chest

Gavin: Wow.....I guess you're right. (Chuckles) I feel kinda silly now.

Shy: (chuckles) Glad to see you've come to your senses. Just have fun and stop worrying about content!

At that, Gavin gasps and turns pale. Sweat starts to leak from his face.

Gavin: Uh oh.

Shy: What?

Gavin: (gulps) W-well, before you came into my room, I decided to make content happen on my own.

Shy: (blinks) What exactly did you do-

At that moment something comes crashing through the roof. It's Deoxys in his defense form.

Gavin: I may or may not have told Deoxys about that clip I posted on that earlier episode.

Deoxys: YOU'RE ALL DEAD!

Arsen: DANG IT CAN'T WE GO A DAY WITHOUT GETTING BLOWN UP!?

Deoxys charges up Cosmic Power and starts destroying the living room. The group starts running out the back door.

Gavin: WELL THAT'S THAT! THANKS FOR JOINING US! TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF ASK OR DARE NY FRIENDS AND ME!

Everyone: BYE!

Deoxys: I HATE REALITY TV!