WILD MAN
Everyone was chilling till goldie came in.
Goldie: AHHH! I'M WILD MAN! AHHHH!
Everyone quickly ran for their lives. Optimus ram to me.
Optimus: 2719, goldie is going crazy.
Me: what is he saying?
Optimus: he saying wild man.
I turned around and rip my shirt off.
Me: AWWW! I'M WILD MAN AND I'M COMING FOR YOU!
Goldie suddenly pops up.
Goldie: hello, wild bro.
Me: hi.
Everyone was hiding in basement.
They decided to pass the time by playing duck, duck, goose. Mari was going first. She started and picked bb as the goose.
BB:*suddenly jump with energy* I AM THE GOOSE! THE GOOSE AND I'M COMING FOR YOU! *start chasing mari*
Mari: HEEEELP! *suddenly crash into kiryu*
Mari and kiryu: *points at each other* what are you doing here?
Mari: I'm hiding from 2719, goldie and bb. You?
Kiryu: running from clover.
Mari: why?
Kiryu: making over.
Mari: oh.
BB: *coming* The goose!
Goldie: WILD MAN AND I'M SHOOTING BULLETS FROM MY NIPPLE!
Me: mari, *doing a scorpion voice* GET OVER HERE!
Clover: make over.
Kiryu: *flys off*
Mari: WAIT, TAKE ME WITH YOU! *looks behind her*
Goldie: *starts running at her and scorpion voice* GET THE F**K OVER HERE!
Me: wild man!
Mari: I'm screwed.
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