WILD MAN

Everyone was chilling till goldie came in.

Goldie: AHHH! I'M WILD MAN! AHHHH!

Everyone quickly ran for their lives. Optimus ram to me.

Optimus: 2719, goldie is going crazy.

Me: what is he saying?

Optimus: he saying wild man.

I turned around and rip my shirt off.

Me: AWWW! I'M WILD MAN AND I'M COMING FOR YOU!

Goldie suddenly pops up.

Goldie: hello, wild bro.

Me: hi.

Everyone was hiding in  basement.
They decided to pass the time by playing duck, duck, goose. Mari was going first. She started and picked bb as the goose.

BB:*suddenly jump with energy* I AM THE GOOSE! THE GOOSE AND I'M COMING FOR YOU! *start chasing  mari*

Mari: HEEEELP! *suddenly crash into kiryu*

Mari and kiryu: *points at each other* what are you doing here?

Mari: I'm hiding from 2719, goldie and bb. You?

Kiryu: running from clover.

Mari: why?

Kiryu: making over.

Mari: oh.

BB: *coming* The goose!

Goldie: WILD MAN AND I'M SHOOTING BULLETS FROM MY NIPPLE!

Me: mari, *doing a scorpion  voice* GET OVER HERE!

Clover: make over.

Kiryu: *flys off*

Mari: WAIT, TAKE ME WITH YOU! *looks behind her*

Goldie: *starts running at her and scorpion voice* GET THE F**K OVER HERE!

Me: wild man!

Mari: I'm screwed.


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