Are Michael and Jeremy dating?

Amber and Clover pointing at Jeremy: There! Right There! Look at that tan, that tinted skin! Look at the killer shape he's in! Look at that slightly stubly chin! Oh Please he's gay, totally gay

Squip: I'm not about to celebrate. Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate. This guy's not gay, I say not gay.

All: That is the elephant in the room. Well, is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume, is automatically matically fay?

Christine: But look at his quoft and crispy locks.

Brooke: Look at his silk translucent socks.

Jenna: There's the eternal paradox. Look what we're seeing.

Chloe: What are we seeing?

Jenna: Is he gay?

Amber/Clover: Of course he's gay!

Jenna: Or European?

All:...? Ohhhhhh! Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee. Is he gay or european?

Rich: Well, hey don't look at me!

Chloe: You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports they play peculiar sports.

All: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts! Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks! They will say things like "ciao bella"! While they kiss you on both cheeks!

Mr. Reyes: Oh please

All: Gay or European? So many shades of gray!

Jake: Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.

All: Is he gay or European or-

Chloe: There! Right There! Look at that condescending smirk. Seen it on every guy at work! That is a metro-hetro jerk. That guy's not gay, I say no way!

All: That is the elephant in the room. Well is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume.

Jenna: Is automatically, radically

Squip: Ironically, cronically

Christine: Scurtinly, curtainly

Brooke: Genetically, netically

All: Gay! Officially Gay! Officially Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay!

*More Than Survive starts playing*

Dammit!!

Gay or European?

Squip: So stylish and relaxed

All: Is he gay or European?

Rich: I think his chest is waxed

Brooke: But they bring their boys up different there. It's culturally diverse. It's not a fashion curse.

All: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse! Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code.

Brooke: Yet his accent is hypnotic, but his shoes are pointy toed.

All: Huh? Gay or European? So many shades of gray!

Madeline: But if he turns out straight, I'm free at 8 on saturday.

All: Is he gay or European?
Gay or european?
Gay or Euro-

Squip: Wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy! I have an idea I'd like to try!

Jake: The floor is yours.

Squip: So Mr. Heere...This alleged affair with Ms. Windam
has been going on for...?(idk so I just kept the name)

Jer: 2 years

Squip: And your first name again is...?

Jer: Jeremy.

Squip! And your BoyfRiend's name is...?

Jer: Michael-

All: *LE GASP*

Jer: I'm sorry! I misunderstand! You say boyfriend. I thought you say best friend,
Michael is my best friend.

Mikey: You bastard! You lying bastard! That's it!
I no cover for you, no more! Peoples. I have a big announcement, This man is gay and European!

Amber: HOLY SHI-

Mikey: You've got to stop your being a completely closet case. No matter what he say, I sware he never ever ever swing the other way! You are so gay! You big parfait! You flaming boy in cabaret!

Jer: I'm straight!

Mikey: You were not yesterday.

Jer:........

Mikey: So if I may, I'm proud to say, He's gay!

All: And European!

Mikey: He's gay!

All: And European!

Mikey: He's gay!

All: And European and Gay!

Jer: Fine okay I'm gay!

All: Hooray!

Boyf Riends: Fine. Okay. We're gay!

Amber:.....Does that answer your question?