Rabbid214 ask: does Dark pit like Lori?? And do Toon link, Marth, and Roy like Dark Rose

Megan: we-
Dark pit: I LOVE LORI!!!!!!!!!SO FAN GIRLS BUT I'M TAKEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Megan: also uuu
Sees Toon link, Marth, and Roy fighting

Megan: but I think Roy belongs with Dark Rose
Toon link and Marth: WHAT!!?