Me: okay! So today...

Eevee: Today we've got two questions! One from Rizzy and one from Brianne!

Brianne: *clears throat* Zane, A R E Y O U A W E E A B O O ?

Eevee: *flips table for me*

Me: HECK YEA— I mean, yes. Yes I am.

Eevee: next question!

Rizu: Zane, what's your zodiac sign? Bri-onie wanted to know.

Zane: my zodiac sign? Oh I'm a Scorpio.

Brianne: *starry eyed* EEEEEEK! Eevee's a Capricorn!

Eevee: yeah. And?

Me: .////.

Evane shippers: FSLSKUGKNLSQKAGHKQOWLWLWKGQALFGKSKFSFAQTWKSKS

Harumi: I knew they were a perfect match!

Eevee: what? *Looks around* am I missing something?

Me: well... Here's a definition of a Capricorn and Scorpio's relationship...

At their best, these two blend practical logic with intuition and insight, making for a dynamic team. Capricorn and Scorpio compatibility is strong when it comes to sexual attraction. When these two signs come together in a love match, they complement each other and they are often very compatible with one another.

Eevee: *nearly chokes* wait wha?!

Kat: see Eevee? Even your Zodiac signs say you belong together!

Eevee: *speechless* 0/////0

Me: I... I don't even know what to say to that... .////.

Rose: you could always get on one knee and say 'will you marry me?'

Eevee: *throws a shoe at her* KBFF, BE QUIET!

Rose: you can't make me!

Eevee: watch me!

10 minutes later....

Me: *holding Eevee back*

Eevee: lemme at her! Lemme at her!

Rose: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *Looks at Ashlynn, Harumi, and Brianne*

Rose, Harumi, Ashlynn, and Brianne: Eevee and Zane, sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Me: 0/////0

Eevee: >///////<