Lloyd: ZANEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT MEH ROCK CANDY

Me: fine. *Makes the rock candy and gives it to Lloyd*

Lloyd: yay!

Harumi: now for my dare~

Me: I am really not looking forward to this...

Eevee: neither am I....

Harumi: I AM!!!!

Brianne: I AM TOO!!!

Nya: let's just get on with it, shall we?~

Eevee: *Sits in the ground*

Harumi: no, no, no~ part of my dare was for you to sit on his lap~

Eevee: can I not?

Starla: your not getting out of it!~

Brianne: yeah!~

Eevee: *grumbles and get up, walks over to me and sits on my lap* happy now? *Blushing*

Evane fangirls... And Jay and Lloyd: very!

Me: -_- *blushes*

Kai: can we just get on with it?

Me: okay, okay. So basically what happened was Eevee and I were running from Kat, Harumi, Lloyd, and Rose. Lloyd tried to lasso us like a cowboy so Eevee threw a vine at him. Then we climbed up the tree and Lloyd started screaming so Harumi cut him free, then they starting singing the Eevee and Zane sitting in a tree song, which made Eevee almost fall out of the tree. Eevee and I decided to make a run for it but Harumi tackled me. She said that I had to tell Eevee I love her with ALLL my heart and kiss her. On the lips. So then Eevee turned around and talked Lloyd and Harumi and told me to run, in which I did. Then the troublesome Walker siblings, Brianne and Jay came. They turned my flirty switch on. Alikki was watching while eating popcorn. The end.

Lloyd, Harumi, Kat, Brianne, Jay, Star, and Rose: THAT'S NOT THE FULL STORY!!!!!

Eevee: but I like that ending! It doesn't have any Evane moments in it!

Me: yeah!

Cole: I wanna hear the full story.

Freya, Ashlynn, Kai~chan, Cyra, and Star: or we could give you another Evane dare!~

Eevee: *sighs and looks at me* welp, guess we have to finish the dare -H-

Me: okay, okay. So then Brianne and Jay dragged me back over to Eevee and Harumi, Harumi called Eevee my lover and Eevee screamed and hid behind her. Harumi moved out of the way and then I..... Started flirting with Eevee....

Kai: oooh!~ Zane's got a girlfriend!

Eevee: *blushing* I'M NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!

Freya: YET!!!!

Jay: *chuckles* whatever you say~

Eevee: *Glares at him, still blushing*

Harumi: CONTINUE DE STORY!!!

Starla: yeah!!!!!

Ashlynn: I wanna know how it ends!!!!

Me: *groans* okay, okay. Fine. So I said are you a keyboard? 'Cause you are just my type. Eevee shrieked and ran up a tree. Then I said Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter. Then Eevee fell out of the tree while Rumi, Alikki, Star, and Lloyd were just laughing. Brianne screamed at me to catch Eevee, whom she replaced with the word girlfriend. I caught her and said, a beautiful angel like you should be more careful~ in which she screamed again and hid behind Lloyd only to have Kat drag her out again. Then I said I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt. Eevee screamed I DON'T LIKE FLIRTY ZANE!!!

Eevee: I DON'T!

Me: I don't either...

Jay: DON'T INTERRUPT THE STORY!!!

Me: *rolls eyes* then Rizu turned my flirty switch off and Brianne screamed EVANE JUST SAILED!!!

Eevee and me: WHICH IT DIDN'T BY THE WAY!

Nya: you two should just kiss already~

Harumi: I agree!~

All Evane shippers: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Eevee: I'M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN!!!!! C'MON ZANE! RUN!

Me: YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE!

Eevee and Me: *Runs away into Eevee's room*

12 minutes later...

Brianne: *At the door* YOU LOVEBIRDS CAN'T STAY IN THERE FOREVER!!!

Eevee: YES WE CAN!!!

Me: AND WE'RE NOT LOVEBIRDS!!