Eevee: *headphones on listening to music on the couch unaware*

Rizu: remind me to kill Lloyd later... *Death glaring him*

Kat: nope. Sorry Riz. *Drags her away*

Rizu: -3- *being dragged away by Kat*

Lloyd: *Smirks* this is what happens when you spy on us.

Cyra: uhh in case you forgot Eevee and I were the only two NOT spying on you and Ashlynn.

Ashlynn: who cares? It's more Evane and Colra!

Cyra and Cole: -_-

Me: *attempts the back away*

Harumi: nuh-uh mister! *Pushes me into the living room*

Eevee: *looks up from her phone* oh hey Zanie! *Takes off her headphones*

Me: uh h-hey Eevee.. *Nervous laughter*

Eevee: you okay..?

Jay: *has a camera ready and recording everything*

Kai~chan, Harumi, Freya, Ashlynn, Rose, Lloyd, and Brianne: *intensely watching*

Me: yep! Just fine.. *Walks a bit closer to her*

Eevee: uh... Zane? *Chuckles* what are doing?

Me: *Really close to her now*

Eevee: woooooah, okay. That's a bit too cl—

Me: *cups her cheeks then randomly kisses her*

Eevee: *not a single clue what to do* •//////•

Me: *pulls away* I AM VERY DEEPLY, AND TRULY SORRY FOR THAT!

Rizu: *has escaped Kat's grasp*

Kat: Zane.... RUN

Me: *sees Rizu and quickly runs away*

Rizu: *chasing me around failing a chancla like Sylvanna from Aphmau* HOW DARE YOU KISS MY MIJA?!

Freya: since when was she Eevee's mom...?

Kat: correction: dad. Since Eve doesn't have a father figure in her life, Riz took up the role of her father, hence the protectiveness.

Kai: isn't Rizu a girl though...?

Kat: we don't judge! Rizu can be Eevee's father figure if she wants to be!

Freya: yeah!

Kai: ;-;

Ashlynn: I ship it

Eevee: *standing in the same spot not moving nor blinking*

Brianne: I think we broke her...

Cyra: I got this. *Has a megaphone* ASHLLOYD HAS SAILED!!!

Ashlynn and Lloyd: CYRA!!!!

Eevee: *doesn't do anything*

Freya: 0-0 that... That didn't work?!

Starla: I think we officially broke her...

Star: I'll prepare the burial.

Me: *still being chased by Rizu*

Lloyd: hey Eevee! Cole said he'd give you his cake!!

Cole: what?!!!?!

Eevee: *still does nothing*

Ashlynn: uhh... APHMAU AND AARON HAD ANOTHER BABY!!!

Eevee: *nothing*

Harumi: uhh.... What else could we try...?

Kat: I've got it!! I'll be back!!

Jay: okay?

Ashlynn: *poking Eevee* yo, Eevee, you in there in?

Eevee: *nothing*

Nya: how do we fix her?!

Kat: *comes bolting into the room and breaks the door* EEVEE I'VE GOT TO TICKETS TO GO TO PARIS!!!! *Holding up tickets*

Eevee: *snaps back into reality and tackles Kat* OH MY IRENE REALLY?!!?!??!! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO FRANCE!!! *Squeals*

Kat: I knew I could fix her.

Ashlynn:.... Wow.

Star: sooo.... No burial?

Everyone in the room besides Eevee and Star: *facepalms*

Eevee: wha??

The next day...

Eevee: *in the kitchen making macaroons*

Me: Kat, are you sure you've got a good hold on Rizu this time?

Kat: positive!

Rizu: *trying to escape Kat's grasp* Kit Kat, release me.

Kat: sorry Ri, no can do. *Drags her away*

Rizu: nuuuuuuuu

Eevee: *unaware of what's about to happen* these look so good!!

Me: *randomly wraps my arms around her waist*

Eevee: *deeply confused and throws the spatula she was using a me* WHAT TH– Oh gosh, Zane! Are you okay? Why the heck would you scare someone like that! Wait. Your... Your flirty switch isn't on, right?! *Ready to throw another spatula at me*

Jay and Brianne: *recording everything*

Me: uhh, no it isn't. You can put the spatula down now...

Eevee: okay.... *Cautiously sets it down slowly*

Me: *sighs in relief*

Eevee: so what did you need? I was trying to make me some sweets! More specifically, Maroon Macaroons!

Me: well... There is one thing I need.

Eevee: and that is?

Me: this *pecks her cheek then runs away before Rizu kills me*

Eevee: 0/////0 w-w-wha????

Evane fangirls and fanboys: *fangirling and fanboying hardcore*

The next day...

Eevee: *casually sitting outside on the grass, humming*

Kai, Cole, Jay, and Lloyd: go get em' tiger! *Pushes me outside*

Me: *goes and sits next to Eevee on the grass* greetings, Eevee. Has your day been going in a good direction?

Eevee: *shrugs* I mean, my day's been fine.

Me: I know a way to make it better.

Eevee: oh yeah? How?

Me: like this.

Brianne and Harumi: *taking many photos*

Me: *grabs both of her hands and leans in closer*

Eevee: 0///0 Z-zane..?

Me: *kisses her on the lips*

Eevee: 0//\\0

The guys: *in the background clapping*

Brianne, Harumi, Ashlynn, Freya, and Rose: *fangirling hardcore*

Alikki: *Just eating popcorn watching everything happen*

Rizu: I'M GONNA KILL YOU

Kat: *on the ground* Zane... Run... I couldn't hold her back. Remember me *dramatically raised her hand the drops it*

Eevee: *not moving*

Freya: we broke her again...

Star: and I think Rizu killed Kat...

Lloyd: and from the looks of it, is about to kill Zane as well.

Rizu: THIS IS THE WHAT, THIRD KISS?!

Cole and Jay: *holding Rizu back from killing me*

The next day...

Eevee: *Cautiously walks into the kitchen and grabs a cookie*

Me: Eevee? What are you doing?

Eevee: WAH! Oh hey, I uhh.. I totally wasn't stealing this cookie... *Nervously laughs*

Me: *Raises an eyebrow* then what were you doing with it...?

Eevee: *anime sweatdrops* uhh... I was just.... The cookie... Fell?

Me: uh-huh... The cookie fell?

Eevee: y-yup! *Slowly sets the cookie back onto the plate*

Me: *chuckles and kisses her cheek*

Eevee: meep! •///•

Next day..

Eevee: *crying over an anime*

Me: Eevee..? Are you okay?

Eevee: no! Why would I be OKAY?!

Me: were you watching anime... Without me?! I thought we were anime buddies!

Eevee: we are... But I couldn't wait for our anime friday so I watched it by myself and REGINA ALMOST DIED TO SAVE HEART!!

Me: I'll get the tissues...

A few moments later...

Me: Eevee I go– Eevee?

Eevee: *crying in her closet rocking herself back and forth*

Me: *knocks on the closet door* Eevee? I got the tissues.

Eevee: *opens the closet and takes the tissue box then closes the closet door*

Me: I'd appreciate if you came out if your closet, Petals.

Eevee: f-fine... *Slowly comes out of the closet*

Me: okay... Tell me what happened?

Eevee: w-well Regina's dad... King Mercenare, kidnapped Maya, or well Glitter Heart and then Glitter Clover, Glitter Diamond, Glitter Spade, and Johnny couldn't save her. Then Regina came and tried to save Maya and then Regina let go of Maya's hand because the rope was gonna break.. So then Regina was falling into the volcano... And.. And...

Me: hey, hey, it is alright.

Eevee: Regina was my favorite character too!! I don't even know what happened because I turned the TV off in sadness....

Me: *kisses her forehead*

Eevee: *very confused and flustered* >//////<

The next day...

Eevee: AHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!!! SPIDER. ZANEEEEEEEEEEEEE *screaming*

Rizu and me: *comes barreling into her room*

Me: EEVEE

Rizu: EVE-LA-ROO!!! WHAT'S WRONG?!

Eevee: s-sp-spider!!!!! *Points at a tiny little spider crawling at the wall*

Rizu: 0-0

Me: uhh... Eevee? According to my calculations, that spider is completely harmless...

Eevee: I'VE SEEN ENOUGH MOVIES WHERE A SO CALLED 'HARMLESS' CREATURE IS NOT SO HARMLESS! AND AHHH IT MOVING TOWARDS ME!!! *Hides behind Rizu and Me*

Rizu: *removes her shoe and throws it at the spider, killing it* there Eve-la-roo. I killed the spider for you.

Eevee: yay! I've been saved! Thanks Rizzy! *Hugs Rizu*

Rizu: hehe, your welcome! See ya later Eve-la-roo! *Walks out of the room*

Eevee: *about to walk past the spiders dead body then sees it twitch*.... Z-z-zane....

Me: yes, Eevee?

Eevee: I-i don't t-think it's d-dead...

Me: don't be sil–

Spider: *slowly stands up*

Eevee: *Screams* IT'S ALIVE!!!!!

Me: woah!!! *Steps on the spider* I think it's dead now...

Eevee: *closes her eyes* are... Are you sure?!

Me: positive.

Eevee: *slowly opens her eyes and doesn't see the spider* oh thank the Overlord.... *Hugs me* thanks Frosty!

Me: your very much welcome, Eevee. *Kisses her forehead*

Eevee: 0////0 w-w-what?!?!!

The next day....

Eevee: *very paranoid and sitting in the living room with a boot*

Me: *Walks in the living room* greetings Eevee.

Eevee: *throws the boot at me* don't you 'greetings Eevee' me, mister!

Me: *just barely dodges the boot* what are you talking about, Eevee?

Eevee: oh I don't know, let's see. On Monday you kissed me, on Tuesday you kissed me, on Wednesday you kissed me, on Thursday you kissed me, on Friday you kissed me, can you guess what you did Saturday? Oh that's right! You saved me from a spider... THEN KISSED ME.

Ashlynn: I think we've drove Eevee insane...

Kat: I'm pretty sure she's been insane....

Jay and Cole: true.

Me: uhh I can explain?

Eevee: OH WELL IT BETTER BE A GOOD EXPLANATION.

Me: but first... *Quickly pecks her cheek*

Eevee: *blinks a few times* •////• *Throws her other boot at me*

Me: *Gets it by it* ouch...

Brianne: ooh, that had to hurt...

Eevee: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?!!

Me: *attempts to walk over to her to explain*

Eevee: *shrieks* NO MORE KISSES!!!!!!! *Runs behind Rizu*

Rizu: *death glaring me*

Me: Eevee, I'm sorry. It was a dare... From Lloyd... I was dared to kiss you once everyday for a whole week.

Kat: Lloyd... You have three seconds to run... *Points at a very angry Rizu*

Lloyd: *not wanting to die* 0-0 *Quickly runs away*

Rizu: *growls and chases after him*

1 hour later....

Lloyd: *still being chased by Rizu*

Eevee: *Hiding behind the couch in a very paranoid state*

Star: *sitting behind the couch with her* it's okay. I'll whack Lloyd with a frying pan later.

Eevee: (T^T)