Poor Child

Me:SWEET,INNOCENT AMBER

Petra:That girl in that fanfiction that i hate?

Me:Yep

Jesse:The one I haven't read yet?

Me:Ummm...yeah.Don't read it.IM SURE ALL OF MY LOVELY FANS THAT TOTALLY DONT WANT TO KILL ME KNOW WHY

Lukas:Does Jesse die or something?

Me:*demonic voice* worse

Lukas:0_0

Gabriel:So is it a dare?

Me:Yep...WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING TO MY PRECIOUS CHILD?

Soren:Who?

Petra:Amber

Soren:Who da nether is that?

Petra:You should know,you're the bad guy in her fanfic

Soren:THUNDER MADE ME A BAD GUY?!

Ellegaard:What do we have to do?

Me:Everyone has to whack Amber on the head with a bat,and also the Endermen that did something that nobody likes (don't spoil it in the comments,guys)

Colin:Why would someone want us to whack a girl?

Me:Cus...I dunno actually *flicks fingers*

*girl randomly teleports into room*

Amber:Hello

Petra:Hey...

Amber:Thunder told me what was going on.I'd understand why you want to whack me on the head,but why would a lovely reader want to do such a thing?

Magnus:Because some readers are EVIL! *points to PeacefulAngels*

Amber:wut

Me:Magnus hates some readers cus they may or may not want to torture Magnus

Amber:Okay?

Me:*whacks Amber on the head*

Amber:OWOWOWOWOWOW

Petra:*whacks Amber on the head*

Amber:@-@

Colin,Jesse and Lukas:*whacks Amber on the head*

Amber:OUCH

The old Order:*whacks Amber on the head*

Me:*random screeching*

Jesse:Why are you doing that

Me:CUS I CREATED HER

Axel:WHALES

Olivia:Why the heck is he obsessed with whales?*whacks Amber on the head*

Axel:whales *whacks Amber*

Amber:*whimpering like a dog*

Me:CALM,CHILD *heals Amber and sends her back to her fanfic*
Okay,now you whack this Endermen!

*silverish Endermen with green eyes appears*

Soren:THAT IS MARVELOUS

Lukas:WHAT IS THAT

Me:*demonic voice*your worst nightmare

Petra:-_- it's name is Silencer

Olivia:Is it drooling?

Me:Yep.Don't let it bite you.

Olivia:Why

Me:Becuase I have already made people scream "OWIBIA"

Olivia:Awww,I have fans :) I LOVE YOU TOO!

Axel:I have no fans ; (

Me:Yay!He snapped out of it!NOW LETS WHACK THIS ENDERMEN

Silencer:*gurgling*

Gabriel:Is it sick?

Magnus:Ew

Ellegaard:I am not getting my hands near that slobbering thing!

Me:You already have a slobbering thing *looks at Petra* redstone mum

Ellegaard:What

Me:Nothing *whacks Silencer on the head*

Silencer:*screeching*

Me:DUCK AND COVER!

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