Poor Child
Me:SWEET,INNOCENT AMBER
Petra:That girl in that fanfiction that i hate?
Me:Yep
Jesse:The one I haven't read yet?
Me:Ummm...yeah.Don't read it.IM SURE ALL OF MY LOVELY FANS THAT TOTALLY DONT WANT TO KILL ME KNOW WHY
Lukas:Does Jesse die or something?
Me:*demonic voice* worse
Lukas:0_0
Gabriel:So is it a dare?
Me:Yep...WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING TO MY PRECIOUS CHILD?
Soren:Who?
Petra:Amber
Soren:Who da nether is that?
Petra:You should know,you're the bad guy in her fanfic
Soren:THUNDER MADE ME A BAD GUY?!
Ellegaard:What do we have to do?
Me:Everyone has to whack Amber on the head with a bat,and also the Endermen that did something that nobody likes (don't spoil it in the comments,guys)
Colin:Why would someone want us to whack a girl?
Me:Cus...I dunno actually *flicks fingers*
*girl randomly teleports into room*
Amber:Hello
Petra:Hey...
Amber:Thunder told me what was going on.I'd understand why you want to whack me on the head,but why would a lovely reader want to do such a thing?
Magnus:Because some readers are EVIL! *points to PeacefulAngels*
Amber:wut
Me:Magnus hates some readers cus they may or may not want to torture Magnus
Amber:Okay?
Me:*whacks Amber on the head*
Amber:OWOWOWOWOWOW
Petra:*whacks Amber on the head*
Amber:@-@
Colin,Jesse and Lukas:*whacks Amber on the head*
Amber:OUCH
The old Order:*whacks Amber on the head*
Me:*random screeching*
Jesse:Why are you doing that
Me:CUS I CREATED HER
Axel:WHALES
Olivia:Why the heck is he obsessed with whales?*whacks Amber on the head*
Axel:whales *whacks Amber*
Amber:*whimpering like a dog*
Me:CALM,CHILD *heals Amber and sends her back to her fanfic*
Okay,now you whack this Endermen!
*silverish Endermen with green eyes appears*
Soren:THAT IS MARVELOUS
Lukas:WHAT IS THAT
Me:*demonic voice*your worst nightmare
Petra:-_- it's name is Silencer
Olivia:Is it drooling?
Me:Yep.Don't let it bite you.
Olivia:Why
Me:Becuase I have already made people scream "OWIBIA"
Olivia:Awww,I have fans :) I LOVE YOU TOO!
Axel:I have no fans ; (
Me:Yay!He snapped out of it!NOW LETS WHACK THIS ENDERMEN
Silencer:*gurgling*
Gabriel:Is it sick?
Magnus:Ew
Ellegaard:I am not getting my hands near that slobbering thing!
Me:You already have a slobbering thing *looks at Petra* redstone mum
Ellegaard:What
Me:Nothing *whacks Silencer on the head*
Silencer:*screeching*
Me:DUCK AND COVER!
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