I was dared by _RoseLalonde_1
To be in one of Eridan's quadrants. Cull me now.
Eridan: thank god you made up your think pan kar ~
Karkat: I am your moirial.
Eridan: comes closer to Karkat and wraps his arms around him. And whispers into his ear softly. While his hand travels lower. No your my matesprit.
Vriska: runs in and throws eridan then picks up Karkat bridle style. H8's m8ne Id8ot.
Karkat: put me the hell down.
Eridan: wwhy? Your guys are just kissemisses.
Vriska : I d8nt c8re.
Karkat: great now I have two fuckasses that are after my ass.
Eridan: takes kar and runs to hive. MINE.
vriska: G8VE H8M B8CK! Runs after eridan.