NinjagoMCMel dared me to wear eridan's clothes.
And eridan the capes not sexy!
Eridan: is to!
Karkat: is not!
Eridan: just put on the glubbin clothes kar!
Karkat: do not put on your March out fit or some shit.
Eridan: is it because you get turned on?
Karkat: no!
Eridan: heheh
Karkat: you better not!
Eridan: can't make any promises babe~
Karkat: fuck off.

Okay I'm in the clot-*nosebleeds*
Gog damn eridan!
Eridan: *smirks* I kneww it.
Karkat: fuck you.
Eridan: right now? People are here.
Karkat : not literally grrrr...
eridan : you look sexy in that cape.
Karkat: capes aren't sexy!
Eridan: you wwearing it is. And especially that scarf. *pulls by scarf to bring karkat closer*
Karkat: *blushes*
Eridan: *smirks and kisses then finally stops* okay wwe are going home. To finish this~
Karkat: eridan no!
Eridan: *drags by cape* to late.
Karkat: *yells at readers* thank you fuckasses for turning him on.
Eridan : *picks up and throws him on his back then runs to the hive*