This is the last wedding ever fuck asses!
Meenah_Peixes_ , _RoseLalonde_1 ,Feferi_Peixes_1 ,xXturntechGodheadXx dared me to marry eridan. Here goes nothing. This time I'm not in a dress. We are both wearing tuxedos. No dress!

-at the alter-
Crab dad walks Karkat down the aisle,
As Feferi plays the wedding song.
John being one of the grooms men so is Dirk, jake and Dave the best man.
While on side is jade that karkats on.
Eridan is on the right, karkats on the left. Nepeta read the words to get married, while eridan excitedly kissed Karkat with his tongue. Karkat is blushing his face off. The newly married couple walked hand in hand then Karkat threw the flowers and jade fought to keep the flowers that she just caught. Jade said as he fought for them "fight me for them fuckasses!" Dave pulled her away from the crowd she was fight for the flowers.
-later at the wedding party-(my ships song for them I don't own this song)
Eridan brought Karkat to the dance floor, the song played and Eridan sang to Karkat to the lyrics.
Eridan: Heels like pistols got you on tiptoe
Riding high wwith a loaded smile
Makes me laugh, you are such a joker
You're sick wwhen you joke but you're cruel to be kind
Love you best wwhen you are savvage and bitter
Give me more, your kiss, my favvorite taboo (ooh)
You and me are irresistible
You and me are indestructible
Da da da da, da da da da da da
Ooh, ooh
Love the wway you treat me so badly
WWork your flirt just to get at me
I'm no better, can't wwait to tell ya
I got it on camera, Li-Lo and me
Bad and wwrong but lovve don't get any better
Dress undone, you're still my favourite taboo
You and me are irresistible
You and me are indestructible
Da da da da, da da da da da da
Ooh, ooh
You and me are irresistible
In too deep, it's unbelievvable
Gotta be true, yeah, it's gotta be you
Ooh, ooh
Gotta havve  you baby, oh oh oh
Running for you baby, go go go
Got the rough, got the swweet, making out to the beat
Come on, don't you keep me wwaiting, no no no
I'm shameless, you're outrageous
Uh oh wwe can't say no
Strange love on neww foundations
Now I know wwe're good to go
You and me are irresistible
You and me are indestructible
Da da da da, da da da da da da
Ooh, ooh
You and me are irresistible
In too deep, it's unbelievvable
Gotta be true, yeah, it's gotta be you
Ooh, ooh (1, 2, 3, 4!)
La la la la la la la la, la la la
La la la la la la la la, la la la
La la la la la la la la, la la la
La la la la la la la la
At the end of the song Karkat an eridan kissed so passionately all the people who attended to the wedding cheered for Eridan.
When they finally pulled away Karkat was all blushing while people clapped for eridan.
Eridan took a bow and smiled.
-this is Karkat's admin , kye
He shall not divorce do to me and nepeta shipping it. Also the fact eridans happy. So you can't dare him to divorce him.
Karkat: why??
Kye the admin: because I said so.
Karkat: fine.
Eridan: I lovve you kar.
Karkat : sighs and blushes I love you to.