SnowflakeIcing: xD. I dare you to call Elsa fat.

It was her again. You know who.. she.. she did this to me again!

Here I am with my feet like ice blocks. Well, actually the situation is kind of my fault since I wanted to talk to SnowflakeIcing after long time. I didn’t see it coming. The Dare.

I had to call Elsa fat and that is where things went wrong. Terribly wrong. I walked to our bedroom and Elsa was reading a book. Well, that is normal but it is also normal that she eats a few bites of chocolate while reading.

I flew to Elsa and I floated in the air in front of her. “What now?” She sighed . I smirked, “You’re fat!” She gasped, “What did you say?” I laughed, “Chubby, round as if fat.” Her eyes suddenly were flaming and she frightened me. “Oh, Elsa,” I whispered when she hissed between her teeth.

Suddenly she emerged up, the chair fall and I flew away as fast as I could. Not fast enough though. Her icy blast hit me and my feet felt heavy when I noticed the ice blocks in them. Then I looked at Elsa who’s eyes were tearing. I felt a sting in my heart. “Snow dove, I…” I didn’t manage to tell her that I am sorry before she stormed off crying. Oh fudge.

It took me ages to follow Elsa since the ice blocks were hard to use for walking. Gladly it was summer and slowly they melted. I found Elsa crying in the castle garden, she was sitting on the fountains edge. “Hey, Elsa,” I whispered when I sat next to her. She turned her back to me. I flew in front of her, “Sweetie, look at me. It was just a dare,” my hand petted her cheek and she glared at me. “You’re lying Jack,” she snapped to me.

I shook my head, “No I am not. Your figure is perfect.” I smiled to her when I pulled her to lean against me. “So..” Her voice sounded cold, “ So.. if I get fat you wouldn’t like me anymore?” Her lower lip was quivering. I sighed, “I will love you always.”  Then I kissed her and her body relaxed.

I pulled a small package from behind of me. I opened it and I took a piece of chocolat which I ate. “Want some?” I smiled to her and her eyes widened. Then she smirked deviously, “Trying to make me fat?” She laughed and slapped my shoulder. I chuckled, “Oh well.. I can eat these all by myself.”

Then she gasped, “Give me my chocolates!” I laughed when she took the package from me and ate one chocolate candy. She blushed and I smiled to her before I kissed her cheek.

Calling my wife fat wasn’t perhaps the best idea but I survived alive. And I hope that she still loves me. I mean, I think that I said something really bad since she cried? But chocolate always helps as well as the sweet talk! *smirks*

Oh.. Hi Elsa… You heard everything I just said? Hehe.. well.. Got to go people! *flies to safety avoiding the gigantic snowballs that Elsa is throwing at him*

Yours Sincerely,

Jack Frost.

PS. Give me some New Dares and Questions! *smirks and avoids another snowball* Ha!