Me Hello! Meet Grumpy Cat!

GC ugh can I leave already

Me no 

GC bye everyone I hate!

Me Grumpy Cat stay here and everyone who is watching feel free to ask or dare grumpy cat!

Macie *claps* good show you put on and now everyone should be laughing!

Audience: *silent*

Macie well I guess not

Me Macie do you want ask or dare grumpy cat?

Macie sure!  I dare grumpy cat to jump on a person in the audience.

Audience NOOOOO!!! *leaves*

Me noo come back Macie was just kidding hehe!

GC no she wasnt *gets up and walks away* 

Me grumpy cat come back! Thanks to you the show is ruined im getting a new stage person.

Catelin Hello!

Macie bye I guess.

Catelin *catches gc*

Me awesome work can you get the audience back?

Catelin yes *comes back with one person*

Me good enough 

Catelin I will ask grumpy a question Grumpy do you have a girlfriend?

Gc first of all DONT CALL ME GRUMPY second of all NOOOOOO!!!!!!! *runs after Catelin*

Catelin *runs*

5 hours later

Gc *keeps running after catelin*

Catelin *still running*

Me well I hope youve enjoyed GRUMPY CAT!

Gc can I go now

Me yes

Gc FREEDOM!!!!!!!