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i dare you guys to watch these panic! at the disco MV's:.

1. say amen (it's saturday night)

 2. this is gospel

 3. emperor's new clothes

P.S. i also dare you to recreate them.

Charadakid123142

Ask:what would happen In a world where bill can only sing bill nye the science guy?

Hayhay:Practicing how to kick butt and then kicks the dare across the room,"Oh,frick." She picks it up and reads it,"Oooooooh.O-tay"

Will:"W-Wait. . . Should i p-panic when I-I go t- t-the-the Disco?"

Everyone on earth ex Will:Facepalms their face off

Hayhay:"It's a name of some band,I think."

Will:"And we gotta a-act like the c-c-characters in the music v-videos?"

Hayhay:"I think that's what she meant"

Bill:"Also,Cha-cha Kid,If I were in that universe,I'd probably be drawn to insanity and set everything I look at on fire."

Hayhay:Turns the video on and watches it with everyone

(WARNING; BLOOD AND SEXUAL THEMES! BUT NO BOOBS OR OTHER THINGS. . .JUST ACT)

(Also I don't like it when people swear to God,so I changed that part.)

https://youtu.be/jVXauWq9Hwg

Hayhay:"Oh my god,that video was frickin' AWESOME! THAT DUDE IS SO BADA$$!"

Rainbow:"Was."

Hayhay:"Haha,yeah,WAS. . .OKAY,LADIES,LETS START ROLEPLAYING"

dUNDUNdundUDNudnUDNDUndDUnuDNUdnUDNUdn!

Rainbow:"Good evening,lets get straight to Breaking News. And we're hearing reports that an anchet artifact known as the Devil's Key-"

The camera cuts to a bunch of robbers(REV!DIP,REV!MABEL,HAYHAY,WILL,AND MABEL) sneaking through this man's (BILL's) house. Once the robbers get to the man's bedroom,they hear the man's phone ring a text. They expect that the man will come out and check it,so they get ready to kill him. Once the man comes out,he notices the robbers and just smiles at them like he was expecting them. The robbers notice on the man's neck,the Devil's Key. The man  casually walks over to change his tie,and then-

Bill:"Been traveling in packs that I can't carry anymore
Been waiting for somebody else to carry me
There's nothing else there for me at my door
All the people I know aren't who they used to be
And if I try to change my life one more day
There would be nobody else to save
And I can't change into a person I don't wanna be, so
Oh, it's Saturday night!''

Bill throws the tie at one of the robbers(Rev!Mabel),the tie wraps around the robber's neck,then Bill throws the other part of the tie at the fan and then it RIPS THE ROBBER'S HEAD OFF!

Bill continues to sing as he kills the robbers;

Bill:''I pray for the wicked on the weekend
Mama, can I get another amen?
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh, it's Saturday night, yeah
Swear to Gosh, I ain't ever gonna repent
Mama, can I get another amen?
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh, it's Saturday night, yeah''

Bill combs his hair,then walks to the other room

Bill:"I swear to gosh,I ain't never gonna repent,Mama can I get another amen,Oh oh oh oh oh,ohhh,it's saturday night!"

Bill goes in the living room with huge speakers he has for some unknown reason,and puts some ear plugs in. He then turns the music on,and it BLOWS THE ROBBERS UP

Bill:"And every morning when I wake up
I wanna be who I couldn't say I'd ever been
But it's so much more than I ever was
If every night I go to sleep knowing
That I gave everything that I had to give
Then it's all I could've asked for
I've been standing up beside everything I've ever said, but
Oh, it's Saturday night!"

Bill throws a weak man (HAYHAY) into the kitchen,making the man crash into the tabel counter where Bill cuts food,and then Bill CUTS THE ROBBER'S HAND OFF. Another robber(WILL) comes after Bill,then Bill grabs the robber by the back and then slams the robber's face into the KNIFE! Bill then grabs a boiling pot of tomato soup while the next robber(REV!DIP) charges after him and pours the soup on the robbers face,burning the frick outta the man's eyes and toung as he screamed in pain!Another robber(YOUR MOST HATED PERSON EVER) comes at Bill,then Bill pushes them to the fridge,and stabs them on the side of the head! Bill then puts a bunch of medal things in the microwave and then walks off as he hears the microwave explode,killing all of the other robbers in that room.

Bill:''If I had one more day to wish
If I had one more day
To be better than I could have ever been
If I had one more day to wish
If I had one more day
I could be better, but, baby-"

Bill lights a bomb on fire then throws it at the other robbers outside KILLING THE REST OF THE ROBBERS. . . Bill then hears the doorbell ring,then he opens the front door. As it turns out,it's his boyfriend,Dipper,dressed in slu**y clothes XD

Bill:"OHHHH,IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!! HAHA!!!!!!''

(NO SMUT!)

Bill:"I pray for the wicked on the weekend
Mama, can I get another amen?
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh, it's Saturday night, yeah
Swear to Gosh, I ain't ever gonna repent
Mama, can I get another amen?
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh, it's Saturday night, yeah
It's Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh, it's Saturday night, yeah
Swear to gosh, swear to gosh, swear to gosh
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh, it's Saturday night. . .''

Bill grabs Dipper and throws him on the couch,they kiss and Dipper starts to rub up on him. Dipper then gets on top of Bill and looks down at Bill's confused face. Dipper then kills Bill with a gunshot and takes the Devil's Key,and walks off.

Hayhay:Sticks her real hand through the sleeve and pops the fake hand out of the sleeve,"That was AWESOME! Thank God,I didn't see what you and Dipper were doing. . ."

Bill:Pats her head,"Haha,little virgin mind!"

Will:"WH-Why did I-I have t-to die,though?"

Bill:"Cause i hate you,William."

Will:"But I-I love y-you-"

Bill:"That doesn't change the way I feel about you,tear drop!!!"

Rainbow:"AHEM. . . Anyway. . . We got another crap load of acting to do people! Get to work!"

Hayhay:"I want a breaaaaaaaaak. . ."Flopped on the couch sweating

Rainbow:"NO BREAKS DURING DARES,KID!"

Hayhay:"Hey,I'm older than you,pup!"

Rainbow:Turns on the next video

(Safe)

https://youtu.be/tGE381tbQa8

Bill:"Ugh,a sappy,crappy dramaqueen one? Seriously?"

Rainbow:"Hey,you don't have to be him. Any one of us can be him."

Bill:"I'll be some other character. . ."

Rainbow:"He's literally the only person in that video that does anything special,Bill."

Bill:"I'll be the one who drowns 'em!" :D

Rainbow:"He doesn't drown-"

Dipper:"I'll be him then!"

Hayhay:"Perfect fit."

Dipper Pines is lying on an sergery tabel,looking like he's asleep.

Dipper:"This is gospel for the fallen ones
Locked away in permanent slumber
Assembling their philosophies
From pieces of broken memoriesOh, this is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my heart
Oh, this is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my heartThe gnashing teeth and criminal tongues conspire against the odds
But they haven't seen the best of us yetIf you love me let me go
If you love me let me go
'Cause these words are knives that often leave scars
The fear of falling apart
And truth be told, I never was yours
The fear, the fear of falling apart''

The sergans do a few small experiments on Dipper and checking him out,then they all try to strap Dipper down as he tries to escape.

Dipper is having his make up put on and his clothes put on as he sings

Dipper:''This is gospel for the vagabonds,
Ne'er-do-wells, insufferable bastards
Confessing their apostasies
Led away by imperfect impostorsOh, this is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my heart
Oh, this is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my heartDon't try to sleep through the end of the world
Bury me alive
'Cause I won't give up without a fightIf you love me let me go
If you love me let me go
'Cause these words are knives that often leave scars
The fear of falling apart
And truth be told, I never was yours
The fear, the fear of falling apart''

Dipper is now put in a box and nailed inside. He feels water clog up his ears then he lets the water cover his face. Dipper lifts his head out of the water and screams:

Dipper:"If you love me let me go!!!!"

Dipper:'''Cause these words are knives that often leave scars
The fear of falling apart
And truth be told, I never was yours
The fear, the fear of falling apart,the fear of falling apart,The fear, the fear of falling apart,the fear of falling apart,The fear, the fear of falling apart,the fear of falling apart,The fear, the fear of falling apart,the fear of falling apart"

Dipper bursts out of the box and then everything is black. He runs for his life,trying to get away from the ropes wrapping around him and then everything goes white. . .

Hayhay:claps,"Horray! I didn't have to participate!"

Dipper:Ruffles Hayhay's hair,"Lazy butt."

Hayhay:"What's next?"She looks at the dare then remembers what song that is,"Oh meh lordeh I used to have this song on my playlist!And it was a Gravity Falls animation too!"

Rainbow:"Until. . ."

Hayhay:"I got rid of it."

CharadaKid:"Well put it back on it!"

Hayhay:"Let's just worry about this situation. . . Dipper,you gotta be the dude in this next roleplay."

Dipper:'Why? I feel like I burned all of the calories I've got!"

Hayhay:"Cause the video continues from the last video!" XD

Dipper:"LETS TAKE A TEN-ER!"

Rainbow:Hits him with a random camera holder,"NO BREAKS,KID!"

Dipper:"I'm 15!"

Rainbow:"That age doesn't excist in this universe! Now stand up and BE POPULAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Dipper:"Okay,okay! Ow,ow,ow!"

Rainbow:"Play the video,author-chan!"

Okay

https://youtu.be/7qFF2v8VsaA

I think my dad would like this video XD

Dipper:"WTF,I GOTTA BE THAT THING?"

No,boi u gotta turn into that thing

Dipper:"Oh.                                        

THAT DOESN'T HELP MEH SITUATION HERE!"

After Dipper broke free of the rope around his body,he looks into the distance.Then he falls out of no where and lands into  a dusty place with skulls and bones.

''Welcome to the end of eras
Ice has melted back to life
Done my time and served my sentence
Dress me up and watch me die
If it feels good, tastes good
It must be mine
Dynasty decapitated
You just might see a ghost tonight''

Dipper looks at his hand,then he lifts his shirt up,and looks at his belly,and they're both turning grey!

Dipper:"And if you don't know,now you know. . ."

Dipper rips his shirt off

Dipper:"I'm taking back the crown
I'm all dressed up and naked
I see what's mine and take it (Finders keepers, losers weepers)
Oh yeah
The crown
So close I can taste it
I see what's mine and take it (Finders keepers, losers weepers)
Oh yeah"

Dipper is slowly turning into this Weird-a$$ demon looking thing before his very eyes! He watches as his arms turn to stone,but he can still move. He crales around the place in insanity while singing. . .

dIPPER:''Sycophants on velvet sofas
Lavish mansions, vintage wine
I am so much more than royal
Snatch your chain and mace your eyes
If it feels good, tastes good
It must be mine
Heroes always get remembered
But you know legends never dieAnd if you don't know now you know''

Dipper looks up at us and he's this hidious-looking demon straight from hell!

Dipper:''I'm taking back the crown
I'm all dressed up and naked
I see what's mine and take it (finders keepers, losers weepers)
Oh yeah
The crown
So close I can taste it
I see what's mine and take it (finders keepers, losers weepers)
Oh yeahMortal kings are ruling castles
Welcome to my world of fun
Liars settle into sockets
Flip the switch and watch them runOh yeah
(Finders keepers, losers weepers)
I'm taking back, back, taking back, back the crown
I'm all dressed up and naked
I see what's mine and take it (Finders keepers, losers weepers)
Oh yeah
The crown
So close I can taste it
I see what's mine and take it (Finders keepers, losers weepers)
Oh yeah
(Finders keepers, losers weepers)
(Finders keepers, losers weepers)''

Dipper is now. . . The devil himself. . .

Bill:Walks out of the bathroom," What did I miss?"

Dipper:Looks over at Bill with that devil outfit on

Bill:". . . . . . . . Hey,sexy~"

Hayhay:"ASK OR DARE US GUYS! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!"