EuniceButterfly

I dare bill to not talk for the entire chapter

Bill:

Bill:Gets the dare,"HEY,HOW DARE Y-" Then he goes to mute. He flips the middle finger at author chan

*Makes a heart with her two pointer fingers*

Bill:Tries to sigh,then just gets even more mad

Hayhay:"HAY,BILLNIEDASIENCEGUY,I GOTTA QUESTION FOR YOUUUUUUUUU"

Bill:Nods his head up like'wut?'

Hayhay:"DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED ON THE LAST EPISODE OF 'ANGELS OF DEATH'???????"

Bill:Waving his arms around trying to stop her from spoilors

Hayhay:"I mean,not to be spoiling anything,but at the end,Zach and-"She goes on to describe what happens at the last episode,not even realizing Bill's struggle to make her stop

Bill:Puts duck tape on her mouth

Hayhay:"MMM! MMM!"She rips it off,"OW! SHEET! BRO,THAT HURTS! WHAT THE FRICK,MAN?"

Bill:

(Sign language for shut up)

Bill:Goes outside and floats on top of the roof. He sits on the roof to avoid any human contact,then he pulls out some random laptop and starts watching that show Hayhay taught him.

Dipper:"Bill,I need your help! Where are you?" Trying to find his bae

Bill:Face palms then checks on Dipper.

Dipper:"Check his song out,how do you like it?" he turns a song on;

https://youtu.be/HzbRi2bh3vQ

Bill:Thumbs down

Hayhay:"I love that song! W-Well,except for the country parts,but overall-"

Bill:Throws a medal bar on her mouth;

Hayhay:''MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Dipper:"Oh,here's another song I hope you'll like,I know you'll like it!"

https://youtu.be/HVIVZbqH2OU

Bill:Nods

Rev!Dip:"That was too short"

Rainbow:"That's wut the doctor said after you were born!"

Rev!DIP:"IT'S NOT SHORT"

Rainbow:"Why are we having this discusion?"

Bill:Tries to sigh again,just gets mader again

Dipper:Pats Bill on the head,"Okay,good bye."

Bill:Starts plotting how to murder Author chan

Hey! What did I do???

Bill:". . . . ."

Haha,oh, that's right! You can't talk,ya idiot!

Bill:Pouting now in an tired way

Rainbow:"I like you better like this,Bill. I really do."

Hayhay:"Yeah,it's a new you."

Mabel:"We all love you for who you are!"

Dipper:"Even if it means ya can't say I love you back."

Rev!DIP:"Hope you don't kick my a$$ when you get your voice back! Cause I used all of your special toilet paper designed for Mason Pines."

Rev!Mab:"YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA SHARE"

Bill:Middle fingering everyone

Bill:Points at Hayhay's mouth

Hayhay:"You no like my face bro?"

Bill:Shakes his head no,then points at her lips

Hayhay:"YOU NO LIKE MY LIPS BRO?"

Bill:Shakes his head no again,then makes a square around his mouth

Hayhay:"YOU WANNA GO,BRO?" Getting agressive

Rainbow:"GET 'EM, HAYHAY"

Bill:Face palms, then points to the clock

no,it is not time for the chapter to end,Cipher. We didn't torture you enough.

Dipper:"Bill,Rainbow wants to interview you."

Bill:Shakes his head no

Rainbow:"Yeah,come on''she drags bill to the living room with a top hat on

Rainbow:"Now,Bill,how do you feel about being all powerful?"

Bill:

Rainbow:"I. . . guess that answers me. Anyway,how do you feel about straight people?"

Bill:

Rainbow:"Uhhhh. . . Okay? Now,what's your favorite food?"

Bill:

Rainbow:"Ewwwwwww!"

Dipper:ಠ_ಠ

Rainbow:"Okay,how do you feel about gay people?"

Bill:

Rainbow:"Whoops,sorry,I meant green people."

Bill:

Rainbow:"Great! Now one more question,and I'll get outta your hair. . ."

Bill:Gets ready

Rainbow:"DO YOU. . . . . . . .

WATCH IMPRACTICAL JOKERS????????"

Bill:

Rainbow:"OOOOOKAY! SEEYA LATA!"She runs to the microwave with a bunch of forks and spoons and sporks and fpoons

Bill:Gets out the dare and burns it

I think we've tortured you enough for the day

Bill:"Screw you!  Screw aaaaaaaallll of you!"

*Mutes him again*

Bill:

Hayhay:"ASK OR DARE US,GUYS!!!!!!"

Dipper:"And remember. . ."

Mabel:"REALITIES AN ILLUSION-"

Hayhay:"THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM-"

Rainbow:"BUY GOLD-"

Everyone but Bill:"BYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!!!!!!!!!!"

Bill:Fills the room with toxic waste

now everyone,enjoy some of this stuff :3