fnafdemon

to all except bill (because you guys know why), i dare you guys to dance these filipino folk dances:
1. tinikling

2. pandanggo sa ilaw

3.singkil

Rainbow:Gets the dare,"Ah,come on! It tasted good,though,doesn't that count for anything?"

Bill:"Nope"

Rainbow:"Cheater." She looks up the dances on google and looks at them,"Booooooooo.Sigh- HEY,GUYS. . . WE GOTTA DO THE PUNISHMENT NOW!!! THESE FUNNKING DANCEMOVES!!"

Hayhay:"I don't even think my body can move like dat."

Dipper:"Wtf." Staring at the screen,mezmerized

Rainbow:"Welp,lets get started."

Bill:Falls back onto the couch,leg on top of the other,laying back,drinking a bottle of wine,"This should be good."

Everyone but Bill:Starts doing the tinikling

Bill:Makes popcorn and sits back down,"Lets kick it up anauch!" He starts throwing burned popcorn at them

Everyone but Bill:"OW! HOT! OW OW! SO HOT!"

Rainbow:Catches one in her mouth

Mabel:So does mabel

Hayhay:Falls to the ground,huffing and puffing,''W-We're done now. . . With that one. . ."

Bill:"You need to run around more instead of making these stories,pigo."He throws the entire box of popcorn at her

Hayhay:"I CAN ERASE YOU FROM EXISTANCE,JACKASS! I AM YOUR GOD IN THIS STORY!!"

Well,actually. . .

Hayhay:"ESBHNSIHEBHLKBSIHBHBGIHNBSIKBNIHLKBENBIHNBLIHNBGHNS-"

Bill:Claps,"NEXT!"

Everyone but Bill:Starts doing the pandanggo sa ilaw

Bill:"How the hell do you even pronounce that?"

Rainbow:Falls face first into the empty box of popcorn,"Ah!"

Bill:"Just to torture you guys some more~'' He turns on the music that goes to the dance,and zaps everyone in the painful way

Hayhay:"HEEEY! OOOOOW!"

Everone but Bill:"REVENGE IS NEAR!"

Bill:"Which zap do you prefer?"

Everyone but bill:"NON OF THEM!"

Bill:Zaps everyone both of the ways

When the dance is over,they all fall asleep

Bill:"HEY!" He snaps his fingers and now everyone is awake,"One more ritual,and your done." He gets another box full of something. . .ready

Rainbow:"What's that box full of?"

Bill:"You'll see.NOW DANCE MORE ME,SLAVES!"

Everyone but Bill:Starts doing the singkil

Bill:"Hahahahaha. . . Ahahaha. . ." he shofuls the box in excitement,then grabs something and throws it at Rev!Dip 

   Rev!Dip:"NOOOO!!!! DON'T BRING THAT MEMORY BACK TO ME-"

  Bill:Throws a turd in Rev!Dip's mouth,"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!" Throwing more turds at everyone

 Everyone but bill:"EEEEEWWW! STOP!!!! GROOOOOSE!!''

 BiLL:''This is discusting,but GREAT"

When the dance is done. . .

Everyone but bill:Laying on the floor,covered in crap,crying like a baby and middle-fingering Bill

Bill:"I guess right now is the perfect time to admit something to you guys!" He stands up, all proud and sheet.

Everyone:'. . . . . . . . ?"

Hayhay:"Lemme take a guess. . . . . . . . .  This was all your fault?"

Rev!Dip:"You're straight now?"

Mabel:"You ate all meh Smile. . .Smiledip?"

Rainbow:"You're a woman?"

Rev!Mabel:"You're going to our next show?"

Dipper:"Marrage?"

Will:"Y-You love m-m-me?"

Bill:"Only one of you were right."

Everyone but bill:"WHO??!!?!?!?!?!?"

Bill:"Haybell!"

Hayhay:Trying to remember what she guessed,then gets RAGED AF

Everyone But Bill:Chases Bill all around the world.

Rainbow:"CHEATER!!! CHEATER!!! CHEATER-DIPPER'S-A##-EATER!!!"

Bill:"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA''

Ask or dare them,guys!