Crossdresser Bill

Bill:Chillin' on his and Dipper's bed back at their dimension, "Ugh,why's he taking all day to wake up?!" He shook Dipper,"Pinetree,wake up. It's 4!"

Dipper:"Ahh. . .Wha?"

Bill:" it. Is. 4 o'clock. Pinetree."

Dipper:"Wait,really?!"

Bill:" Yeah get up!"

Dipper: Checks the clock and looks outside, "Bill,It's 4 in the morning. Be specific next time." He lays back down. Then suddenly gets smacked in the face with the dare,"BILL,WHAT THE HELL?"

Bill:"That wasn't me! That was the magical flying piece of paper!"

Dipper: "That's the lamest excuse-"

Bill: "Read it,see what it says."

Dipper: Reads the note then giggles

Bill: "Whaaat?"

Dipper: "Oh, nothing. We just have to-

Bill: Reads it,then blushes, "W-Wearing dresses?!"

Dipper: Starts laughing.

Bill: "No! What the frick?!" He stars at the laughing Dipper and growls,"Mmmmmm, that stupid little girl shouldn't of started this again."

Dipper: "But your pants on; We're going over there." He said getting up and putting his clothes on.

Bill: Roles his eye,then stands up looking for his pants

Back at my dimension~


Me: "Brooke,Have you saw my favorite hoodie anywhere?"

RainbowSolo: "Noooooo?" She stays in their room hiding from Me

Me: ". . .Come out."

RainbowSolo: "Whyyyyy?"

Me: "Becauuuuuse I think you have my hoodie." I grin,knowing her too well.

Rainbowsolo: ". . . . . .Whyyyyyy?"

Me: Walks into the room and sees her wearing it and it's too big for her, "PFFFT-"

RainbowSolo: "I-I think I'm too skinny for this." She giggled

Me: "Nah,I'm just too fat to share clothes. Now take it off."

RainbowSolo: "Haha. . . Well the thing is; I can't because my regular outfit is still in the washer."

Me: ". . . . .Are you not wearing anything under that?"

RainbowSolo: "Nope."

Me: Facepalms

Then a portal opens up in the living room and Dipper,Mabel and Bill step out.

Me: "Oh,hey guys! What's up?"

Bill: "You started it again." He holds up the note

Me:"Hehe,I'm evil. Anyway lemme read it."

Bill: Yeets the paper at my face.

Me: Reads it,"Hehe,alrighty then,"

Bill: "You guys have to wear one too!!"

Me: Texts the Reverse crew to come over

Then a portal opens up and they step out,Will in chains.

Rev!Mab: Unchains him,"Lets get this over with."

Me: "Let's read the answers first."

After they read the answers-

Me: "MIRACULOUS,SIMPLY THE BEST-"

Rev!Dip: "Shut up-"

Me:Jokingly twerks on him, "UP TO THE TEST WHEN THINGS GO WRO-ONG!"

Bill:"What in the. . ."

Me:"MIRACULOUS,meh. . . *drifts off* THE POWER OF nuuuu nuh IS SO STRO-ONG!"

Rev'Dip: sincerely  uncomfortable

Me:"MIRACULAAAAAAA-" coughs because of Asthma

Mabel: "DoNt cHoKe YeR seLf."

Me: "AHEM. . .I have plenty of dresses in my Closet. I'll pick some out for ya," I run to my room and dig out some dresses. Then come back 15 seconds later holding them. I walk up to Dipper and hand him a navy blue dress

Dipper: "Ahh,this is going to be very strange." He giggles.

Me: Hands Mabel a pink small dress

Mabel. "Ooo,nice!"

Me: Hands Rev! Dip a white and baby pink dress

Rev!dip:"Hey! Why do I get this girly one?!"

Me:"My story. I do what I want." I hand Rev!mab a black and purple dress

Rev! Mab:"Hey,I like this dress. All you losers get the ugly ones while I'M wearing a dress of a queen!" She laughs. Then when she turns around it go outside to change,they see the back of the dress says,'Dumbass' on it.

Everyone but her: Tries to hold in their laughter

Me:Hands Will a baby blue dress

Will: "Th-Thank you."

Me: Pats the blue dorito baby on the cheek sence I'm short,then walks up to Bill

Bill: "Please Tell me it's not that feminine."

Me: "Bruh,these dresses came from a girl's closet,they're gonna be pretty feminine." Then tosses him a long,red and pink dress

Bill: "IT DOESN'T EVEN MATCH ME?!?!!"

Me: "make it then."

Bill: "GRRRRRR!"

Me: Puts on a small purple and blue dress.

RainbowSolo: Puts on her wacky-ass rainbow dress, "Yippeeeeeeeeeee"

After everyone changed-

Me: "Ya'll done?"

Everyone:"Yup"

Me: turns around and looks at them,then bursts out laughing

Rev! Dip: "COME ON,IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD??"

Me: "Y-You guys going to the ball or to the balls?!" I keep laughing

Bill: Facepalms, "I swear to me. . ."

Dipper: looks up at Bill,"Pretty princess."

Bill:"SHUT YO MOUTH!"

Me:"LETS GO RANDOMLY DANCE IN PUBLIC!"

RainbowSolo:"YEAH!"

Then Rainbow and Hayhay drag them outside and towards town.

When they get there-

Me: Walks up to a very cute guy, "How's it goin? You like tomboys in dresses?"

The guy: ". . . .Ahh. . ."

Me: "Shh, love doesn't need an answer.    .   ."

The guy: "I-"

Me: "I said shut up,douch."

Rev!dip: embarrassed to his core

Rev!mab: looking proud and smug

Rev!dip: "I wouldn't be acting so smug if I were you."

Rev! Mab: "Why?"

Rev!dip: "Your back says 'dumbass' "

Rev!Mab:"WAIT WHAT?!"

Rev!dip: laughs at her

RainbowSolo:"Welp,ask or dare us,guys!"

Rev!Mab: runs up to Me with a machete

Me: runs for dear life

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