Crossdresser Bill
Bill:Chillin' on his and Dipper's bed back at their dimension, "Ugh,why's he taking all day to wake up?!" He shook Dipper,"Pinetree,wake up. It's 4!"
Dipper:"Ahh. . .Wha?"
Bill:" it. Is. 4 o'clock. Pinetree."
Dipper:"Wait,really?!"
Bill:" Yeah get up!"
Dipper: Checks the clock and looks outside, "Bill,It's 4 in the morning. Be specific next time." He lays back down. Then suddenly gets smacked in the face with the dare,"BILL,WHAT THE HELL?"
Bill:"That wasn't me! That was the magical flying piece of paper!"
Dipper: "That's the lamest excuse-"
Bill: "Read it,see what it says."
Dipper: Reads the note then giggles
Bill: "Whaaat?"
Dipper: "Oh, nothing. We just have to-
Bill: Reads it,then blushes, "W-Wearing dresses?!"
Dipper: Starts laughing.
Bill: "No! What the frick?!" He stars at the laughing Dipper and growls,"Mmmmmm, that stupid little girl shouldn't of started this again."
Dipper: "But your pants on; We're going over there." He said getting up and putting his clothes on.
Bill: Roles his eye,then stands up looking for his pants
Back at my dimension~
Me: "Brooke,Have you saw my favorite hoodie anywhere?"
RainbowSolo: "Noooooo?" She stays in their room hiding from Me
Me: ". . .Come out."
RainbowSolo: "Whyyyyy?"
Me: "Becauuuuuse I think you have my hoodie." I grin,knowing her too well.
Rainbowsolo: ". . . . . .Whyyyyyy?"
Me: Walks into the room and sees her wearing it and it's too big for her, "PFFFT-"
RainbowSolo: "I-I think I'm too skinny for this." She giggled
Me: "Nah,I'm just too fat to share clothes. Now take it off."
RainbowSolo: "Haha. . . Well the thing is; I can't because my regular outfit is still in the washer."
Me: ". . . . .Are you not wearing anything under that?"
RainbowSolo: "Nope."
Me: Facepalms
Then a portal opens up in the living room and Dipper,Mabel and Bill step out.
Me: "Oh,hey guys! What's up?"
Bill: "You started it again." He holds up the note
Me:"Hehe,I'm evil. Anyway lemme read it."
Bill: Yeets the paper at my face.
Me: Reads it,"Hehe,alrighty then,"
Bill: "You guys have to wear one too!!"
Me: Texts the Reverse crew to come over
Then a portal opens up and they step out,Will in chains.
Rev!Mab: Unchains him,"Lets get this over with."
Me: "Let's read the answers first."
After they read the answers-
Me: "MIRACULOUS,SIMPLY THE BEST-"
Rev!Dip: "Shut up-"
Me:Jokingly twerks on him, "UP TO THE TEST WHEN THINGS GO WRO-ONG!"
Bill:"What in the. . ."
Me:"MIRACULOUS,meh. . . *drifts off* THE POWER OF nuuuu nuh IS SO STRO-ONG!"
Rev'Dip: sincerely uncomfortable
Me:"MIRACULAAAAAAA-" coughs because of Asthma
Mabel: "DoNt cHoKe YeR seLf."
Me: "AHEM. . .I have plenty of dresses in my Closet. I'll pick some out for ya," I run to my room and dig out some dresses. Then come back 15 seconds later holding them. I walk up to Dipper and hand him a navy blue dress
Dipper: "Ahh,this is going to be very strange." He giggles.
Me: Hands Mabel a pink small dress
Mabel. "Ooo,nice!"
Me: Hands Rev! Dip a white and baby pink dress
Rev!dip:"Hey! Why do I get this girly one?!"
Me:"My story. I do what I want." I hand Rev!mab a black and purple dress
Rev! Mab:"Hey,I like this dress. All you losers get the ugly ones while I'M wearing a dress of a queen!" She laughs. Then when she turns around it go outside to change,they see the back of the dress says,'Dumbass' on it.
Everyone but her: Tries to hold in their laughter
Me:Hands Will a baby blue dress
Will: "Th-Thank you."
Me: Pats the blue dorito baby on the cheek sence I'm short,then walks up to Bill
Bill: "Please Tell me it's not that feminine."
Me: "Bruh,these dresses came from a girl's closet,they're gonna be pretty feminine." Then tosses him a long,red and pink dress
Bill: "IT DOESN'T EVEN MATCH ME?!?!!"
Me: "make it then."
Bill: "GRRRRRR!"
Me: Puts on a small purple and blue dress.
RainbowSolo: Puts on her wacky-ass rainbow dress, "Yippeeeeeeeeeee"
After everyone changed-
Me: "Ya'll done?"
Everyone:"Yup"
Me: turns around and looks at them,then bursts out laughing
Rev! Dip: "COME ON,IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD??"
Me: "Y-You guys going to the ball or to the balls?!" I keep laughing
Bill: Facepalms, "I swear to me. . ."
Dipper: looks up at Bill,"Pretty princess."
Bill:"SHUT YO MOUTH!"
Me:"LETS GO RANDOMLY DANCE IN PUBLIC!"
RainbowSolo:"YEAH!"
Then Rainbow and Hayhay drag them outside and towards town.
When they get there-
Me: Walks up to a very cute guy, "How's it goin? You like tomboys in dresses?"
The guy: ". . . .Ahh. . ."
Me: "Shh, love doesn't need an answer. . ."
The guy: "I-"
Me: "I said shut up,douch."
Rev!dip: embarrassed to his core
Rev!mab: looking proud and smug
Rev!dip: "I wouldn't be acting so smug if I were you."
Rev! Mab: "Why?"
Rev!dip: "Your back says 'dumbass' "
Rev!Mab:"WAIT WHAT?!"
Rev!dip: laughs at her
RainbowSolo:"Welp,ask or dare us,guys!"
Rev!Mab: runs up to Me with a machete
Me: runs for dear life
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