Crap

TugLifeAvalor:"I dare everyone to play beanboozel,Bill eat 61 bags of doritos,who is Rev!Dipper's crush,Rev!Mabel why are you so mean to Will,and what did Bill do to Dipper when i dared him to do whatever he wanted with him?Be honest"


Bill:playing with Dippers' hair then gets the dare,"Aaaahhhhhhhh CRAP"

Dipper:"What?"

Bill:Gives the dare to Dipper

Dipper;''Ahhhhh CRAP

Bill:"Why me of all people to tourcher forever?" XD Bill hands the dare to the Rev!Twins and they read their asks

Rev!Dip:"Why that beautiful demon hiding in her room right now is my crush.She doesn't wanna admit it,but she loves me~"

Me:Yells from room"SHUT THE     F      UP"

Rev!Dip:"See?"

Rev!Mabel:"Here's my answer,me and Mason,both,are mean to Will. Hasn't the internet taught you what we do already? We beat him every time he screws up at the littlest of things''

Bill:"Idiots"eats doritos

Dipper:"One bag down,60 more to go" grins

Bill:"Aaand at the end of the day I'm gonna look like Alex's way of how I look.."

a few minutes later

Bill:"Guys my other meatsack is full,I cant eat anymore.."

Dipper:Grins,"Right...But there was another part of the dare we read that said if you didn't go through with it,we could do anything to you"

Bill:Snaps his fingers and he's back to being skinny

Bill:"I wouldn't expect much from weak meatsacks like you all"

Dipper:"Eeevvvveeeerrrryyyyyooooonnnneeeee"

Bill:"... I know"


Later~

Me,Dipper,and Bill are watching T.V.

Rainbow comes up from behind the couch and pokes Bill over and over (Old meme XD)

Bill:"Quit it"

Rainbow:"Nuh-uh,part of the dare"

Bill:"I hate everything''


5 o-clock~

Me:"HEY BILL BOI GUESS WHAAAAAAAAAAT"

Bill:''Dont start singing"

Me:Grabs him by the vest collar and drags him to my room"ART CLASS,BRO"

Bill:''Whyyyyyyyyyy..."

Dipper:"HEY THATS MY MANZ"


7 O'CLOCK~

Rev!Dip:"Bill,here,now."

Bill teleport to them

Bill:"What is it,princess?"

Rev!Dip:"Get in the box.And when I snap my fingers,you'll teleport somewhere else,idk where"

Bill:Groans and gets in

Rev!Dip:Snaps his fingers then Bill teleports back to my place

Rev!Dip:"Bill?Bill?''


8~

Rev!Mabel:"Bill,fetch me Gideon then take the day off"

Bill:Teleports to get Gideon

Rev!Mabel:"Hi Gideon"

Gideon:"Mabel?You like me now?" Blushes

Rev!Mabel:"What do you mean?"

Gideon:"Mabel,you're acting diffrent"

Rev!Mabel:"What do you mean?I always act like this.Wait,what's your last name??"

Gideon:"Gleefull,wh-"

Rev!Mabel:"BILL,WRONG GIDEON"


9~

Dipper:"Hey Bill,come here"

Bill teleports to Dipper

Bill:"What"

Dipper:Zaps Bill

Bill:"Hahahahaha,pinetree what the heck?!!"

Dipper:"Hue hue"


10~

Mabel:"BILL CIPHER,KILLER KNIF-ER, BACK STABBER,U-UH,IDK,BILL HELP ME WITH YOUR THEME SONG"

Bill:"We'll meat again,dunno where,dunno when,but I know we'll meat again some sunny day~"

Mabel:"Great..."


10:30~

Bruce:"Meooow,meoow"Pleads for food

Bill:"What?I dont get you furry-thing.."

Bruce:Pushes his foodbowl toward Bill,"meoww!Meow!!"

Bill:''Geez,ok I get it.Stupid cat.." He put catfood in the bowl

Bruce:''mew" he eats his food

Bill:"Stupid cat"


A few minutes later~

Tug:"Bill.Give me all the money in the world that way  can dab on the president"

Bill:Snaps his fingers and shes got all the money

Tug:"LIT"

Bill:"Wanna see something better?"

Tug:"wut"

Bill:"Follow me" they walk to my room and get on the computer then look up idiot

Tug:"Oh my God" laughs

Bill:"Isn't that guy,your ruler?Or something"

Tug:"Not mine"


The next day~

Everyones' playing the beanboozle challenge

I spin it then it lands on the brown one

Me:I get  one out and eat it then it turns out to be pudding,"Safe"

Dipper:Spins the wheel and it lands on the brown one too

Dipper gets one and eats it..

Dipper:"EW EW EWWWWW" Spits it out

Bill:Spins the wheel and it lands on the green one. He gets a green one and gets lucky,"Safe"

Mabel:Spins the wheel and it lands on the white one.She gets a white one and..

Mabel:"Hm,surprisingly,spoil milk doesn't taste that bad"

Everyone:"EWWWW"

Rev!Dip:Spins it then it lands on yellow.He eats a yellow one,"BLEH.."he spits it out,"I  just ate fricking vomet.."

Me:"Lol"

Rev!Mabel:Spins the wheel then it lands on green.she gets one,''Safe"

Rev!Dip:"Lucky.."

Tug:Spins it then it lands on the brown one.Grabs one then eats it,"yum"

Bruce comes in and eats all the beans

Me:"Bruuuuuce.."

Bruce:"Mew"

Tug:"Bill,answer meh question from yesterday"

Bill:"Oh,right.Weeelll if you really wanna knooow..."

Dipper:"Bill dont tell-"

Bill:"Me and pinetree.."

Dipper:"BILL DONT DONT DONT" Blushes

Bill:"Got in the-"

Dipper:Covers Bill's mouth

Dipper:"Kissed alot.  A-lot" blushes

Tug:"Right right.."

Me:"Welp,thats' it for this ask or dare chapter,ask or dare us bois" i run to my room and watch a bunch of Gravity Falls speedpaint videos

https://youtu.be/bFP2ZCPwrGY

like dat one

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