From:Mikka_Likka(I dare everyone to get on a train and Bill is the conducter :3 )

Bill: Stairing into space then the dare pops out of no where and hits him on the head

Bill:"Huh?" Unfolds it and reads it,'' Ohhh man this is gonna be good!" grins

Bill runs into the living room where everyone is in

Bill:"GUYS GUESS WUT"

Everyone jumps, scared

Me:"What?"

Bill:" U GUYS ARE GONNA GET ON A TRAIN AND IM GONNA DRIVE YOU TO NOWHERE LAND!"

Me:"No,you'll get us killed."

Bill:"So I will,it'll be fun tho." pokes my cheek

Me:" Bill,I-"

Bill telliports us to a train station

Bill:"Hey conducter guy,take the day off and let me do your job,huh." pushes conductor outside

Bill:"Hop on inside ladies and ladies!" ( XD )

Bill snaps his figures and he's wearing a conductor outfit

Bill:" I look hot in this."

Everyone gets in worried

Bill:" ALL ABOARD?" Checks the train

Everyone nods

Rainbow:"This is gonna be bad..." Cuddles to Will

Will:"I-Im sure he wont d-drive us into a b-b-building or something.Maybe h-he'll take us to C-California o-or back to Gravity Falls."

Me:"I highly doubt that."

Bill:" YOU GOT THAT RIGHT,HAYBELL!" (talkin bout me   -_- )

The train starts moving

Bill:" SO WHERE DO YA WANNA GO, BOYS? NOWHERE LAND OR HEAVEN?"

Everyone:" NOWHERE LAND "

Bill:" THANK YOU FOLKS,HEAVEN IT IS! WOOOOOOOOO"

Everyone:"NO"

Rainbow and Will:Starts crying

Rainbow:"If I die,I wove you Will!Like a brother!" cries into his vest

Will:"I-I love you too"

Me:" WE'RE SCREWED,WE'RE SCREWED,WE'RE SCREWED''

Rev!Dip latches on to me and im terrified

Me: " IM SCREWED IM SCREWED IM SCREWED"

Bill:"WE'RE ON A HIIIGH WAY TOO-"

Bill goes really fast and the train drives off the railroad

Bill:"HEEEELLLLLP"

Dipper: "BILL IF WE DIE IM GONNA KILL YOU TWICE"

Bill:" DONT WORRY THIS IS THE FUN PART,PINE TREE"

Dipper:"BILL!"

The train rides off a mountian

Everyone:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Bill: Tellyports us back home,still wearing the stupid conductor outfit.

Everyone but Bill:Falls on their faces

Rainbow: Runs to Will and hugs him

Me: Grabs heart and holds it and acts like shes having a heartattack

Me: INHALE EXHALE INHALE EXHALE

Bill:"Dont worry kids,Thomas is the one that got killed today,not us." Snaps fingures and has his regular outfit on

Rainbow:"W-Will.."

Will kisses Rainbows forehead and rubs her back,"It's alright."   ( AWW XD )

Bill:"Welp, sence Im the only cheerful one in here,Im gonna do the outro! Hope ya guys liked that nightmare!I'll be sure to give you more,tonight!"Winks at readers"See ya tommorrow,and remember,REMEMBER GUYS...

REALITY'S AN ILLUSION

THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLLYGRAM

BUY GOLD

BYYYYYYYYYYYYE" hugs pinetree