Ms.ColdHeartedChysse:"When will Bill&Dipper have babies?"

Hayhay:Gets the dare,"Eeeewwwww,I can't imagine them having babies.I mean,children are anoying.Even I think that,and I'm still a kid" XD

Dipper:"Who"

Hayhay:"You and... Bill" cringes so hard

Dipper:"...''

Hayhay:"So wroooooong.."

Dipper:"..."

Hayhay:"Talk plz"

Dipper:"I cant..I can't comprehend us trying to have another bab-" covers his mouth

Hayhay:"WAIT..TRYING TO HAVE ANOTHER GODFORSAKIN BABY?"

Dipper:"I WAS A GIRL AT THAT TIME! WHEN SOMEONE DARED ME TO BE A GIRL BILL GOT ME PRE-"

Hayhay:"OML NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO-" Runs out of the room and into the bathroom to throw up

Dipper:Runs to the bathroom door,"No! We couldn't keep them anyway!Bill freaking killed them because the babies were trying to kill him! And they whinned too much!"

Hayhay:"SO WROOOONG!!!'' Throws up again

Dipper:"    D    it Mason,you        F-ing         did it again"

Bill:"What's up with you and Haybell?"

Dipper"I told her I had babies,and you killed them,then she instantly threw up in the bathroom like.." counts his fingers,"4 times already"

Hayhay throws up again

Dipper:"5"

Bill:"You do know,non of that happened,right?"

Dipper:"Yeah,I just wanted this chapter to take a weird turn"

Hayhay:"YOU SU- YOU SUCK!" Throws up again

Dipper:"6"

Bill:Laughs,"All of that just sounds like you want   to have babies,pinetree~~~''he leans closer to Dipper

Dipper:Pushes Bills' face away,"Maaaybeee in the next infinite years I'll get preganet" she smirks

Bill:Smirks too,"We're both,now,imortals,ya know~We can fix that~"

Dipper:"...I dont want any children"

Bill:"Fine,ASK OR DARE US GUUUUUYS!''

Dipper:"and remember-"

Bill:"And remember we're not having children,period"

Hayhay&Bruce:"

(dont watch the whole thing,it gets anoying)

https://youtu.be/cMESRatAG04

"

Noah:''And goooood-Morning this time.   Good freaking morning.I WANNA SAY GOODNIGHT BUT I-"

Hayhay:Pushes him out the door,"I'd hate to see him leave,but in this story,he's just freaking anoying"