Animelover9801

i dare bill to drink acid

Bill:Gets the dare then reads it,"NOICE! Wait. . . What type of acid?''

Rainbow:"What's acid?"

Hayhay:"ALL!" (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

Bill:"Welp,this should be nice and refreshing." He snaps his fingers,then he's got all of the bottles of acid. He takes a swig of the stomach acid first

Hay hay:"So,how ya feelin'?"

Bill:

Hay hay: O_O

Bill:"Eh,not that bad.Little sour." Then he takes a drink of acetic acid.

Hay hay:"Sooooo?"

Bill:"HOLY MOTHER OF ME,THIS STUFF IS IN VINEGAR! I KNEW IT!"

Hay hay:"You knew it?"

Bill:"I-I know it. That's what I meant to say.Gimme that citric shet." He takes a swig of citric acid.

Rainbow:" Weellll?"

Bill:"dis staff tass lik jos"

Translataion:"THIS STUFF TASTE LIKE JUICE!!"

Hay hay:"What type of juice?"

Bill:"Piss juice."

Hay hay:''BILL!!"

Bill:Snaps outta it,"I said fish juice!"

Hay hay:Shoves the bottle of lactic acid in his face hole

Rainbow:"Dilisharoony?"

Bill:"WHY IS THIS SHEET SO STRONG???!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!" Coughing

Rainbow:"Because you're so weak! A-hahaha-"

Bill:Zaps her until she falls asleep laughing.

Hay hay:"Nooow for the good stuff." she hands him over the good stuff

Bill:"What's this?"

Hay hay:"Yer mam."

Bill:ಠoಠ

Hay hay:"DRINK IT!!!!!!!"

Bill:"Not because you told me to. . ."He takes a biiiiiig swig of the next acid.

Hay hay:" Hey d.d.d.d. . ."      

  (If you've been living with Patric,you wont have a clue what that means. DREAM.DEMON.DORITO.DUUUUDE! D.D.D.D!!!!)

Bill:"What,missie?"

Hay hay:"Guess what this stuff is."

Bill:"What,missy?"

Hay hay:"The gooooooooood stuff. . ."

Bill:"Oh,you little motherfu-"suddenly,he starts stumbling,then he falls.

When Bill wakes back up,he stands up and looks around

No one is here

He's lonely

Bill:"P      i     n     e      t   r      e      e .   .    . "

He tries to call out for pinetree,but he can't even hear himself speak.

Suddenly,Bill hears happy music and crazy laughter and honk honks outside

Bill just stands there,behind the couch

THEN OUTTA NOWHERE

CRASH!!! THEAS A BUNCHA CLOWNS AND MANIAC CHILDREN AND PHYCOS AND MARTY MC.FLY AND THOUSANDS OF BRUCES AND MYLITTLEBRONIES EVERYWHEREZ

Then Bill starts to get a headache. . .

A terrible,terrible headache

Then he colapses. . .

Hay hay:"Must've been fun,huh?"

Bill:Rises up from the floor,then rubs his head,''You don't know the half of it. . ."He grins.

Hay hay:"I've never tried it,but I have in GTA5."

Bill:"Your parents are the best."

Hay hay:"Wut?"

Bill:"ANYWAY,ASK OR DARE US GUUUYS!"

Hay hay:"Don't do drugs,kids. I don't think acid could be that fun in the end.Lol."

Rainbow:Wakes back up,"What did I miss?"

Bill:Gives Rainbow some of the gooooood stuff

Rainbow:"Oh,yay! Thanks,Bill! A late birthday gift! Thanks a lot!" She takes a swig,almost choking on it,then face plants in the table,breaking the fancy glass in the center

Hay hay:''Oh,sheet."