500 BOI
Me:"Bill,quick question,do ya think I should do these celebrations for when I get 100 reads in each story or keep it as it is with the 500 reads in total?"
Bill:"I'd just celebrate 100 reads in each story for now on."
Me:"Ok,good,cuz when I made my 100 reads story thing,I felt like people would think I was talking about having 100 reads in a story."
Bill:"Hahaha,newb."
Me:"Hey,I cant help it dorito.I was still on step one."
Bill:"Yeah,step one,the basics."
Me:"You cant even do step one of making friends.I mean,look at Will,the only friends he has is me,Mabel,Rainbow,Dipper,Reverse Gideon and Pacifica, and that's it.And you wont be nice to him"
Bill:"Sounds like he's ballin' to me."
Me:"Bill that's only 5 people."
Bill:"And you only need one,basically."
Me:"I know but-"
Bill:"Besides,he already has a girl friend."
Me:"Rainbow?"
Bill:"Yee"
Me:"She's his friend,Bill,she's only 9"
Bill:"She's actually 11 and no one knows it."
Everyone's eyes widen
Rainbow:"Heh heh,yeah..."
Me: Shakes it off,"Sigh,Bill this is off-topic anyway.What should we do for the last time?"
Bill:"Something wonderful..."
Me:"Like wut?"
Bill:"Hm...
Hmm...
Hmmmm...
Hmmmmmmmmm....
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-"
Me:"Bill"
Bill:"I GOT IT!"Holds still,still thinking about what to do (EddsWorld XD)
Me:"... Like w-"
Bill:"LETS GO ON A MULTI-DATE"
Me:"What in the name of gosh is a mul-multi-date?"
Bill:"Well we go on a date with our loverrrrz, and do what we were meant to do!Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove" Grins and looks at Dipper
Dipper looks scared at that grin (me too)
Dipper:"Uh,Bi-"
Bill:'' RAINBUTT GO WITH WILL, REVERSE STAR GO GET YOUR VICTIOM,REVERSE TREE you're single,AND PINETREE YER COMING WITH MEEEEEE" tackles and hugs him so tight (copywrite mabel XD)
Me:"Wut bout me?" (#single4life)
Bill:"Oh,uh, ya can hang out with shooting star,if ya want."
Me:"Bill Im not gay."
Bill:"So?Let's just call it a girl's night out for you two,like that better?"
Me and Mabel nod
(#Weallsingle4life)
Reverse Dip:"Huff."
Bill:"That's what you get for locking a girl in her room."
Me:"Revenge is so overated XD"
Bill:"LETS GOOOO"
Bill teleports us to my town
Me:"Anyway,where too?"
Bill:"Lets split up that way we dont look like a creepy gang at 8 o clock."
Me:"Good point."
Mabel:"Me and Hayhay will just go walkin around,sound good?"
Me:"Yeah,sure."
Bill:"C'mon pinetree"
Rev!Mabel:"Lets go my sweet." (Poor Gideon)
Rainbow:"Welp,"Holds Will's hand,"Lets go."
Rainbow and Will go to the park
Will:"So,R-Rainbow,w-what do y-you wanna d-do here?"
Rainbow:"Just walkin' "
Will:"O-Ok." wraps arm around her shoulder
Bill:''Pinetree,pinetree,pinetree,I gotta fun idea."
Dipper:"What?"
Bill:"Lets go to the place that messes with peoples minds."
Dipper:"That's basically everywhere,Bill."
Bill:"No,Im talking about the place where they serve drinks that poison your system for a few hours."
Dipper:"Oooh,uh,ya sure?"
Bill:"It'll be fun,lets just go!" (I really wanted to put that in there as much as I wanna make this series family friendly XD,it least I didn't say where they were going,right?)
Rev!Gideon:"MABEL STOP" tries to push her away from kisses
Rev!Mabel:"But you're so cute I could just eat you up!Literally!"
Rev!Gideon:"SOMEONE HE-"
Rev!Mabel:"Sleeeeeeeeep" Uses some trick to make him pass out (saw it on the purge)
Rev!Gideon falls asleep
Rev!Mabel:"Time to get my kisses!"
Me and Mabel are sitting in a cafe
Me:Sips hot cocoa,"Sooo uh,how was Gravity Falls?"
Mabel:"It was fun and all."Sips cocoa,''Before we came to visit your place,I was trying to build up mine and Dipper's friendship with Bill,as much as he gets on our nerves."
Me:"How did he come back to life tho?"
Mabel:"Welp,"Sips cocoa,"GrunkleStand adventually remembered Bill Cipher and Bill came back.I wish we knew that sooner,cuz when Bill came out of Stans body,he,was,ticked,off! But,he started feeling,what he calls,jumping and heart-racing feelings in his stomach and made friends with Dippin' sauce." Sips cocoa
Me:"That explains alot." (I would love to be friends with Mabel now)
Mabel:"I wonder what they're doing right now."
Me:"Probably adopting children,hahaha!"
Mabel:"I bet,haha!"
Bill:"Burp,cough cough,Uhhhhh Dip-tree,yawn..." bumps into street light poles and buildings laughing
Dipper:"Whaaaaaat honeeeeeeey?" slaps self
Bill:"Hiccup!Ow meh heaad,Dippeee I lo-i-o-iiiike your sisterrrrstarrr..."
Dipper:"Whaaaaaaaa-burp-aaaaat?"
Bill:"I said I love your twiiin Sisterrr ,Shooting The Starrs...wait I mean shooting pinetree..."
Dipper:"Iiii loaf your toooooo burp." goes to my place
(Ok,last comment,I barely know what getting drunk means,ok?I get all this off of Rick and Morty,ok?! So,sorry. Im only 12,idk things XD I shouldn't be watching that show at meh age,I know )
Me:"I think its time to go home Mabes." gets out of seat
Mabel:"I think so too."
We head home
Rainbow:"Will,Im tired."
Will:"Can we t-t-talk in y-your dreams?" smiles lightly
Rainbow:"I'd love too,now good night."
Will:"G-good night Brooke."
Rainbow:Lays on his lap and dozes off,they're sitting on a bench
As soon as she falls asleep,Will kisses her forhead and goes into her dreams
Rev!Gideon wakes up
Rev!Gideon:"Huh,where am I?And why is my skin melting off?Wait,this isn't my skin,this is lipgloss. Oh no.. oh no.. oh no.. MABEL WHAT THE F-"
Rev!Mabel:"Yippee,you're awake and alive!"Hugs the life out of Gideon
Rev!Mabel:"You're back home btw. I had fun tonight,esp in the end. Welp, tatah."Goes home
Rev!Gideon lets out a long sigh and tries to go back to bed
Rev!Gideon:"Wait a minute,Im not wearing any-MABEL!"
At home~
Me:"Ahh,back home.Im exhausted."
Mabel:"Me too,I should be heading home now.HEY DIPPER, WHERE AR-"
Me and Mabel look over at Dipper and Bill chugging smiledip while still being drunk
Me:"Sigh-this is weird."
Bill:"IM HIGHER THEN THE FRICKIN SKY PEOPLE!!!!!" litterally screams that
Me:"Bill shut up!You'll wake my dumb neighbores!"
Dipper:"DONT YOU burp DARE TALK TO MEH BOI LIKE THAT,CHILD"
Mabel:"Dipper,you're shirtless.Ew"
Dipper:"WOOOOOOOOOO"
Bill:"WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dipper:"WOOOOOOOOOO
Bill:"WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dlpper:"WOO-"
I knock them both out with a random baseball bat
Mabel:"NIce one."
We highfive
I look up to see Reverse Dipper thinking about something.
Me:"What are you-"
Rev!Dip:"Something you cant comprehend"
Me:"Why do I even bother...?"
I pick up Bruce and put him in Reverse Dippers face and does Bruce's voice
Me: Wiggles Bruce around,"You be nice to Hayhay,buster! Or I'll claw the life outta you!"
Me and Mabel giggle and Reverse Dip roles his eyes
High Bill and Dipper wake up
Bill:"Burp,leave askzzzz or darezzzzzz peoplezzzzzz"
Dipper:"Or else we get more druuuuuuuuuuuuuugs"
I knock him out again and I fistbump Mabel
Leave asks or dares peeps,PLZ,Im starting to feel like Im doing something wrong again.
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