Hufflepuff: *snaps fingers*

Dipsifica: *appear in the room again*

Dipper: what now.

Hufflepuff: *places a laptop in from to of them* read this.

Pacifica: *starts reading* EW! *puts head in arms.*

Dipper: *starts reading* WHAT THE HECK! NO!

Pacifica: I'm traumatized

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Mabill: *teleport in their room*

Bill: WHAT THE HECK HUFFLEPUFF!?

Hufflepuff: *places laptop on table* this will explain everything

Mabel: *starts reading* AH! *jumps away from the table

Bill: ? *starts reading* WHAT!? NO!? SHES THIRTEEN! This is wrong! No!

Hufflepuff: aren't you dating her?

Bill: yea but I wouldn't do- this! Not until she's old enough, this is disgusting!

Hufflepuff: quick question, what's old enough?

Bill: well into her twenties

Hufflepuff: ... fair enough.