Hufflepuff: *sits down* IM BORED!

Dipper: what else is new?

Hufflepuff: Dat sass do.

Dipper: O.o

Hufflepuff: Hey it's 12:43 am! give me a break

Dipper: why are you up?

Hufflepuff: I have my reasons

Dipper: I'm going to go because last time we were alone together you died soooo, bye. *runs away*

Hufflepuff: Hmpf, well at least my readers won't leave me

Readers: *sneak away*

Hufflepuff: well then. How rude (A/N: I had to)