Hufflepuff: if you thought this was a chapter where we were going to do mushy gushy lovey dovey dares... you thought wrong! This is just me saying Happy Valentine's Day. Also, who else is a little loner like me?

Dipsifica: *leaving*

Hufflepuff: where are y'all going?

Dipper: date *leaves*

Mabill: *being cute and such*

Hufflepuff: ...

Danny: *on the phone with Sam (his girlfriend if you didn't know)*

Hufflepuff: ... Ima go watch Stranger Things again