Hufflepuff: it's only been two days since GF. I can't stop thinking about it. *sees Bill*

Bill: aw crap.

Hufflepuff: -_- you killed the time baby.

Bill: yea, and?

Hufflepuff: *dramatically points at Bill* GOOD SHALL WIN

Bill: uh huh

Merp: I WILL SWALLOW YOU WHOLE!

Bill: and I'll just make you sneeze again.

Hufflepuff: grrrrrr, I am very close to using the crusiatous curse on you.

Bill: 0.0 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.