Hufflepuff: *reads dare* OOOOOOOOOH!

Ford: *zaps in* Ah! Where am I?

Hufflepuff: HI FORD!

Ford: Oh, you're the girl who scared Bill right?

Hufflepuff: yay! You remember me!

Ford: why am I here?

Hufflepuff: you gotta dare.

Ford: a dare?

Hufflepuff: Ya. One sec. BILL! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!

Bill: *floats in* what do you want, I was in the middle of something important- oh.

Hufflepuff: don't worry, you're going to like this. Ford, give him the rift.

Bill: yea sixer, give me the rift.

Ford: WHAT! Do you relies the consequences of doing that!?

Hufflepuff: yea, but we all know it's going to happen at some point, soon. I'm just speeding things up.

Ford: ...

Hufflepuff: sooo, any day now.

Ford: *eye twitch*

Billina and Art: *walk in*

Billina: what is going on in here?

Hufflepuff: Ford has to give Bill the rift

Billina: oh crap.

Hufflepuff: yea, we should probably evacuate immediately.

Ford: *gives Bill the rift*

Bill: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hufflepuff: EVERYONE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Everyone except Bill: *runs away*

Dipper: THIS WAS A CRAZY IDEA!

Bill: *smashes rift*

Hufflepuff: DONT BLAME ME! IT WAS A DARE

*explosion*

Monsters: finally, freeeeee

Hufflepuff: *pinches one* RUUUUUUUUN!

Dipper: AHHHHH- *x__x*

Mabel, Pacifica, and Ford: DIPPER!

Billina: *running back into the building*

Hufflepuff: BILLINA! ARE YOU CRAZY!?

Billina: PROBABLY! TRUST ME! I HAVE AN IDEA!

Hufflepuff: *in head* she's dead *out loud* OK!

/inside\

Billina: HEY!

Bill: Ahh, Billina, nice to see you joined us.

Billina: Dad, stop this.

Bill: um yea let me think, NO!

Billina: I'll get Lumeo

Bill: 0.0 uuuuuhhhh, you know what guys, maybe I should release you at a later date, you know, when you get to have a little more fun. *fixes rift*

Monsters: *gone*

Hufflepuff: weeeellll that was fun. Who's up for a movie?

Everyone else: O___o