Pheonix: *poofs in* COOL!

Mabill & Dipsifica: *sitting in living room trying find something to watch*

Hufflepuff: *walks in* OUR NEW HOST IS HERE!

Bill: *turns around* *looks her over* i don't think I've meant you... not sure how I'm supposed to react

Hufflepuff: I think your going to like her for her dare.

Bill: ?

Phoenix: *shoves Dipsifica in a closet* SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN!!!!!

Dipper: 😳

Pacifica: *shrug* *kisses dipper*

Dipper: 💘 *kisses back*

SEVEN KISSEY MINUTES LATER

Hufflepuff: *shoves Mabill in* YOUR TURN!

Bill: what is seven minutes in heaven

Mabel: they want us to make out for seven minutes.

Bill: oh. *kisses Mabel*

Mabel: *absolutely no hesitation on kissing back*

SEVEN MORE KISSEY MINUTES LATER

Hufflepuff: *shoves Dipsifica in* y'all got dared twice

So all the kissy stuff is done

Hufflepuff: *waves wand*

Dipper: *turns into a jar of jelly* why?

Hufflepuff: a dare

Mini Bob: CAN I CONE OUT OF MY ROOM!

Hufflepuff: YES!

Mini Bob: *comes running out*

Bella: why was he in his room?

Hufflepuff: there was a lot of kissing dares and he's only six so I told him to wait in his room.

Jelly Dipper in a Jar: I thought he was five

Hufflepuff: uh, there's this thing call birthdays! Gosh Dipper!

Dipper: *tries to eye role* *fails* *grumble*

Hufflepuff: I think this is actually our first dare dare since I came back that doesn't include someone kissing some one.

Kat: Wattpad likes kissing apparently

Hufflepuff: are you just piecing this together?

Kat: ... good point

Jelly Dipper: glad to see that your all having a nice conversation, BUT CAN YOU TURN ME BACK!?

Hufflepuff: *mockingly* can you turn me back!? Yea yea *waves wand*

Dipper: *turns back into a real boy*