Hufflepuff: *brings Stanly in*

Stan: uuuu, where am I?

Hufflepuff: *explains*

Stan: why am I here?

Hufflepuff: 'CAUSE YOU GOT A DARE! Lower all prices in the mystery shack, by 5%

Stan: WHAT! No!

Hufflepuff: to bad, you have to! OOH! Can I have a pug?

Stan: uuh, that'll cost you twenty bucks.

Hufflepuff: minus 5% sooo 16 bucks. (Did I do that right? Math isn't really my thing.)

Stan: -_- grrrrr *gives her pug*

Hufflepuff: PUUUUUUUG! *sends Stan back to the Mystery Shack* I'm going to call you, Mini Bob.

<at the mystery shack>

Stan: *lowering prices*

*mabel and Dipper poof in*

Dipper: hey, cool, we're back. Grunkle Stan, what are you doing?

Stan: lowering prices

Mabel: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH STAN! GRUNKLE FOOOOORD HEEEEEELP!

Stan: wow wow wow. A witch said I was dared, or whatever, for some book.

Dipper: was her name Hufflepuff?

Stan: Yep.

Ford: *runs in* What is it Mabel?!

Hufflepuff: *poofs in with Mini Bob and Bill* HI STANFORD! LOOK WHAT STANLY GAVE ME! *shows him the adorable pug*

Ford: Ah!

Hufflepuff: don't worry, I told Bill if he try's anything I would use all three unforgivable curses on him.

Bill: *rocking back and forth* sh-she already used crucio.

Hufflepuff: I told you that was an accident!

Ford: ... You scared one of the most powerful beings on earth, into that

Hufflepuff: Yep! Kinda mah thang.

|customer walks in|

Customer: OOH! Snow globes! *buys one*

Stan: how long do I have to do this?

Hufflepuff: three weeks! *looks at Bill* although the world could be destroyed by then, it could be destroyed by tomorrow!

Bill: *walks over* I agree.

Hufflepuff: GET BACK TO YOUR CORNER MISTER! *raises wand*

Ford: is that how you scare him? By having a wand?

Hufflepuff: meh, partly, mostly it's because I know his girlfriend

Ford: you have a girlfriend

Bill: yeah, I have a life outside of torturing this family.