Hufflepuff: hm, interesting dare.

Dipper: what?

Hufflepuff: *waves wand*

Dipper:

... I feel taller

Hufflepuff: that's because you are!

Dipper: *looks down* AH! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?

Hufflepuff: age you five years!

Dipper: WHY!?

Hufflepuff: a Dare

Dipper: YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN ME SOME WARNING!

Hufflepuff: why would I do that?

Dipper: *throws hands up in exasperation* *sees tattoos* AH! I HAVE TATTOOS!? WHY DO I HAVE TATTOOS!?

Hufflepuff: I don't know. I just aged you, I didn't chose what you look like

Bill: *walks in* ... nope *walks out*

Hufflepuff: WENDY!

Wendy: *walks in* um, what's going on in here

Hufflepuff: *secretly pores love potion in some water* *gives water to Dipper and Wendy*

-they (stupidly, seriously have they met me!?) drink it-

For the next hour:

-two min. Before the hours up-

Hufflepuff: 😷 eeeeewwww so much love! It makes me sick! *fake barf*

Pacifica: what?

Hufflepuff: *points to Wendy & Dipper*

Pacifica: YOU MADE MY BOYFRIEND FALL IN LOVE WITH WENDY!?

Hufflepuff: no. Love potion is not actual love. It'll wear off in about two minutes. Besides after chapter 17 in my fanfiction (<- not so subtle self advertising) you don't have a boyfriend

Pacifica: ...

Hufflepuff: 😂

SpongeBob narrator: two minutes later

Dipper: AH!

Wendy: 😳